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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by GoldDeluxe5E3, Aug 14, 2020.
...So here I am.
Whatch You Got?
Pee all around the floor next to the wall...floor>wall=corner. For the win!
Was that her answer to the “Cali” thing?
Bored much? LOL got nothing brother
Was this a Being There film moment?
It’s like whenever my father tries to tell a joke
Usually ends with “well you had to be there”
That would be my cue to pee in her closet.
On her shoes.
In this particular instance, I'm glad I wasn't.
Irrational requests on good days. Irrational demands on not so good days. Interspersed with the totally inane. In 46 years of marriage, I’ve gotten used to it.
A guy got arrested for walking down Main Street naked. He told the cops his girlfriend told him to take his clothes off and go to town.
A very wise woman.
Have you started the Commitment Hearings yet?
Wife? What is that? Sounds awful
Are we the round room or are we the corner?
My parents didn't like me. I was a chronic bedwetter as a kid and for my tenth birthday they got me an electric blanket!
My advice to you is the same as Larry Fairchild gave his driver.
Larry ran a trash hauling service back in the day when a guy with a truck or two could make a living hauling trash.
While emptying a dumpster the driver ripped from the exterior wall the three phase electrical service that ran into the back of a commercial business. The wires were bouncing around on the ground sparking. The driver called Larry asking what he should do. Larry instructed him, “to get the hell out of there.”
That sounds like it must be from Rodney Dangerfield.
Pee up a rope
In the same vein?
My wife tells me to do a lot of things. Do you think I do them? No way ...
...I can't find a corner. Sigh.
The answer to this one is simple.
Stand in the center of the room and pirouette as you pee.
Then walk out of the room and tell her, “If there’s a corner in there, it’s peed on now!”