My Wife Told Me To Go In A Round Room and Pee In The Corner...

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  1. GoldDeluxe5E3

    GoldDeluxe5E3 Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    ...So here I am.

    Whatch You Got?
     
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    Pee all around the floor next to the wall...floor>wall=corner. For the win!
     
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    Was that her answer to the “Cali” thing?
     
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    Bored much? LOL got nothing brother
     
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    Was this a Being There film moment?
     
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    So....did you?
     
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    It’s like whenever my father tries to tell a joke

    Usually ends with “well you had to be there”
     
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    That would be my cue to pee in her closet.

    On her shoes.
     
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    In this particular instance, I'm glad I wasn't.
     
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    Irrational requests on good days. Irrational demands on not so good days. Interspersed with the totally inane. In 46 years of marriage, I’ve gotten used to it.
     
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    A guy got arrested for walking down Main Street naked. He told the cops his girlfriend told him to take his clothes off and go to town.
     
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    Have you started the Commitment Hearings yet?
     
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    Wife? What is that? Sounds awful
     
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    Are we the round room or are we the corner?
     
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    My advice to you is the same as Larry Fairchild gave his driver.

    Larry ran a trash hauling service back in the day when a guy with a truck or two could make a living hauling trash.

    While emptying a dumpster the driver ripped from the exterior wall the three phase electrical service that ran into the back of a commercial business. The wires were bouncing around on the ground sparking. The driver called Larry asking what he should do. Larry instructed him, “to get the hell out of there.”
     
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    That sounds like it must be from Rodney Dangerfield.
     
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    Pee up a rope
    In the same vein?
     
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    My wife tells me to do a lot of things. Do you think I do them? No way ...



    ...I can't find a corner. Sigh.
     
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    The answer to this one is simple.

    Stand in the center of the room and pirouette as you pee.

    Then walk out of the room and tell her, “If there’s a corner in there, it’s peed on now!”
     
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