My wife has a thing for balls.

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  1. twangking

    twangking Tele-Afflicted

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    That would concern me. Anyway, I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes and I don't smoke.
     
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    That is so fun , if I had a fence I'd turn the balls loose .
     
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    Free range balls?
     
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    Going balls deep with the lawnmower?
     
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    She might be rolling
     
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  6. Rick330man

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    Have you considered taking her bowling? Plenty of bowling balls. Think of the quality time and the points you'll earn for going out of your way to take her to a place that should be special to her.

    Maybe you buy her a bowling ball of her very own.
     
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  7. Guitarzan

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    Does she have a bunch of pillars on the couch and the bed too?
     
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  8. Greggorios

    Greggorios Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    My wife likes swimming pools...go figure...

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    She does refer to them as orbs. Weird.
     
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    Yes. A lot.
     
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