Northern Born
Tele-Meister
Teles, how do I love thee. Let me count the ways.
Squier, I love thee because you didn't rape my pockets to get you. And I'm not afraid to mod you and make you my own. Sure, your frets are jagged but that's what files are for.
Fender I love thee, too. Why? Because the name Fender commands respect. So much so that I'm willing to live with the noiseless pickups that you were equipped with that I am not a fan of. And I dare not mod you like a Squier for fear of losing your resell value. And I'm willing to overlook that I had to work on you more than any of my other lower costing guitars to get you to sound like I wanted. But I do love you even though you needed more attention.
Which of you do I love more? I can not chose. So, until now, I will keep you both and love playing both of you (until I'm desperate for money then one of you might have to go).