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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by boneyguy, May 19, 2012.
my cat turned 20
(that's 100 in cat years)
My parakeet has Chirpes.
my old fella is 19 yrs old... he sleeps a lot....
Yeah man, totally serious. No fingers either.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour some gas on it and light it..... Woof!
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Deep freeze for a day and run through a circular saw...... Meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwww!
I couldn't resist.
At least you don't have a Chimpanzee with no thumbs...
My male Cat has really good manners.
My female Cat... Well, she's pretty.
How do you make a cat drink?
Put it in the blender
Apologies no cats real or imaginary were injured in making that joke
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
'Cause it was dead.
A cat, barking like a dog, until it gets busted.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
'Cause they have big fingers.
This is a dog's world, but it wouldn't be nothing without a kitten or a cat.
Your cat may have no arms, but my squirrel has no nuts.
I Just Don't Trust Cats