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My cat.....

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by boneyguy, May 19, 2012.

  1. caferacer

    caferacer Tele-Afflicted

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    my cat turned 20
    (that's 100 in cat years)
     
  2. e-merlin

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    My parakeet has Chirpes.
     
  3. trev333

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    my old fella is 19 yrs old... he sleeps a lot....
     

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  4. boneyguy

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    Yeah man, totally serious. No fingers either. :cry:
     
  5. Rolling Estonian

    Rolling Estonian Friend of Leo's

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    How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour some gas on it and light it..... Woof!

    How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Deep freeze for a day and run through a circular saw...... Meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwww!

    I couldn't resist.

    M
     
  6. e-merlin

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    At least you don't have a Chimpanzee with no thumbs...
     
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    My male Cat has really good manners.

    My female Cat... Well, she's pretty. :lol:
     
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    How do you make a cat drink?
    Put it in the blender :lol:

    Apologies no cats real or imaginary were injured in making that joke :D
     
  9. Rolling Estonian

    Rolling Estonian Friend of Leo's

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    Or dogs! :lol:

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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



    'Cause it was dead.
     
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  12. MrAstro

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    Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

    'Cause they have big fingers.
     
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  14. caferacer

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    Bug cat
     

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    This is a dog's world, but it wouldn't be nothing without a kitten or a cat.

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    Your cat may have no arms, but my squirrel has no nuts.
     
  17. PapaBeef

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    I Just Don't Trust Cats

     
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