My 'A Little Something For Everyone' Christmas gift list.

I wish a couple of those were real.

 

I got most of that stuff last year.

 

Hi.

Well, out of curiosity ( ) I googled the taco holder. Bestseller on Etsy.

Pax/
Dean

 

Let's talk about the toilet paper blaster... As I work in a convention center, one annual client is our state's Association of Student Councils. I liken them to 1500 little "centers of the universe", I digress...

Each year they have a huge dance including a very elaborate DJ set, as the vendors selling DJ services for dances take turns each year trying to one-up each other. One of these DJ's had a leaf blower with TP rolls attached, allowing to unroll the paper to the cardboard tube in about 10 seconds, maybe less. It made a huge mess when coupled with the UV bubble machine (which we have since banned along with foggers that trip smoke alarm sensors inside the air return ducts).

The gist of this story comes when a girl with rather long hair got too close while thrashing her head to the beat & her hair got sucked into the blower air intake and tangled up to within about 4" of her scalp.

The girl was in tears and seriously freaking out about how her mom was going to react because they had to cut her hair to get the blower back.

Apparently in her religious & uber conservative family, thrashing about to music is a bad thing. In my world, we use music so people thrash about, get thirsty, & buy beer from the bar that booked us. Just an observation.

The youngster came in the next morning with a hotel room haircut from one of her peers, and seemed a bit distracted about something. I'll bet it was a long & uncomfortable bus ride home for her.

 

LOL @John Backlund. They're all great but for some reason my fave is the Worst Alphabet Book ever!

 

My wife wants to inquire about the filtering plug. She says I take the phrase "old fart" far too seriously!