Musician Jokes

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  1. Fretting out

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    That’s probably the best and only Bollywood joke I’ve ever heard!
     
  2. eclecticsynergy

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    Richard Wagner once said: "Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them."
     
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    What is the scientific name for a trombone?

    "Frequency Approximation Device."
     
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    What are the three scariest words in the English language? When a harmonica player says "I can comp".
     
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    Mark Twain on Richard Wagner: “His music is much better than it sounds.”
     
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    If only...:(:rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah, but when I wanted to imitate a piston-engined bomber getting shot down, this was my go-to instrument. Not during a Glenn Miller number, obvs.
     
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    I always wanted to have a jazz quartet with acoustic bass, lap steel guitar, timpani and a trombone.
     
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    Not “he gets faster and slower and never knows when to come in”, then?

    As a Bari sax player, I’m pleased someone snuck this in.

    I have a definition for you:
    “A gentleman is one who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn’t”
     
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    How many fusion bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
     
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    A bunch of guys are drinking at the bar. How can you tell which one is a lead singer?
    Don't worry; he'll tell you.
     
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    I made up one -- why did I bust out another 100 bucks for another overdrive that sounds like all the rest I have?

    A: I need it.
     
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    I used to draw a comic strip in college. Here's a guitar one.

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    Two A&R guys on the elevator. One is listening a track through ear buds. The other guy asks "Whadda you think, any good?" Ear buds replies, "I dunno, I'm the first one who's heard it."
     
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    Classic Rock


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    Heard about the songwriter who won the lottery?

    He spent it on demos...
     
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