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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Collin D Plonker, Aug 28, 2020.
That’s probably the best and only Bollywood joke I’ve ever heard!
Richard Wagner once said: "Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them."
What is the scientific name for a trombone?
"Frequency Approximation Device."
What are the three scariest words in the English language? When a harmonica player says "I can comp".
Mark Twain on Richard Wagner: “His music is much better than it sounds.”
Yeah, but when I wanted to imitate a piston-engined bomber getting shot down, this was my go-to instrument. Not during a Glenn Miller number, obvs.
I always wanted to have a jazz quartet with acoustic bass, lap steel guitar, timpani and a trombone.
Not “he gets faster and slower and never knows when to come in”, then?
As a Bari sax player, I’m pleased someone snuck this in.
I have a definition for you:
“A gentleman is one who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn’t”
How many fusion bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
A bunch of guys are drinking at the bar. How can you tell which one is a lead singer?
Don't worry; he'll tell you.
I made up one -- why did I bust out another 100 bucks for another overdrive that sounds like all the rest I have?
A: I need it.
I used to draw a comic strip in college. Here's a guitar one.
Two A&R guys on the elevator. One is listening a track through ear buds. The other guy asks "Whadda you think, any good?" Ear buds replies, "I dunno, I'm the first one who's heard it."
Heard about the songwriter who won the lottery?
He spent it on demos...