Motivational Work Bag Puppet.....

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  1. studio1087

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    I'm in the office all day today. I brown bagged it.

    I took three Sharpies out of my desk and created Bob the motivational office bag puppet.

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    I feel motivation pulsing in my veins. I'm going to take Bob downstairs and place him in purchasing. Gonna spread the love and vigor. Can you feel it??!?
     
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    Don't do it! In my company they would promote him and have him running the entire southern region just because he wouldn't dispute the unrealistic budget implications. You may end up working for Bob if he leaves your office.
     
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    Gosh! Just looking at that thing has me ready to go out and mow the lawn!

    Thanks John!
     
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    Just one glance at Bob has taken away my low mood. I need a Bob in my life. Marketing, these would sell by the truck load.
     
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    why do I suddenly have the urge to buy a paintball gun?

    Is that motivation?
     
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    He does give off a positive vibe. Does his expression change if you put your hand in his bottom?
     
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    He makes me think of Unknown Comic jokes.
     
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    Wait, wait. the folks in HSE had to take Bob aside. Where's your PPE? Couldn't have him on the workfloor without it right? And some reprobates are talking about paintball...so I felt like Bob needed his safety glasses and custom designed headgear. Wouldn't be prudent otherwise...

    Bob, with PPE.jpg

    ...yep, I brown bag the lunch...
     
  11. studio1087

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    TDPRI - Best Forum Ever.
     
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    He should be sales manager.
     
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    we have what we like to call the two reasons method.

    anything that is pretty stupid, we respond with 'let me give you two reasons why that might be a challenge'

    whereupon we share the response without the needless use of verbiage.
     
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    He certainly seems to have all the qualifications.
     
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    I would have said marketing guy... all the marketing guys ARE that guy... the sales guys at least carry bags rather than just being one.
     
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    I can see that John and Bill would know exactly how to carry on if they washed up on an island...
     
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    Why does he somehow remind me of a guy named Dilbert?
     
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    You guys are silly. I don't even go to work.
     
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    dudes got no ears


    I don't trust him:rolleyes:
     
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