Okay, I’ll start. Citizen Kane. Boooooring! But you can’t find a list of, “Best Movies Ever” without that sitting at or near the top. I wish the tragically hip critics would dare to think for themselves. How long must this go on? What, do they give you some sort of brain implant in film school that makes you regurgitate that automatically? Orson Welles should have been a professional wrestler. And I’ll tell you something else! I grew up back when kids knew what a sled was. And if anybody had dared to name their sled that, he’d have been a pariah. All right folks, let ‘er rip!