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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by RegularJim, Jun 9, 2018.
It ain't over till it's over?
Or "a nickel ain't worth a dime anymore "
The squeaky grease gets the wheel.
You are an officer and a gentleman!
She has a heart of stone, but she's the apple of my eye.
not really the same but I like it anyway... the perfect "10" is a "4" with a sixpack
YOGI! There's a man who got the most out of the English language. One of my Dad's favorites.
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."
"The similarities are different."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"You can observe a lot by watching."
"It's like deja vu all over again."
I used to know a bass player who would scramble familiar old sayings:
"Don't talk with your mouth open."
"Don't eat with your mouth full."
Curiosity killed the early worm.
In a vicious bicycle.
[I have today, I just realised, used the term 'vicious cycle' when I know it's supposed to be vicious circle. ]
I used to work with a very large chap called Steve who had been a lumberjack in Canada, amongst other things. Anyway, he had a number of well rehearsed jokes some of which I have stolen ( and some of which seem to have actually originated with the comedian Tommy Cooper).
Amongst them is ' this place would be a lot more popular if there weren't so many people here' and ' I'm waiting for it to stop raining so I can go and water the garden.'
The one we both had in our armoury was ' he won't sell many ice creams going that fast' ( in response to the sound of the siren of any passing emergency vehicle).
If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother - S.F.
It’s all fun and games until the cows come home
You can lead a horse to water, but you’ll be a monkey’s uncle if you can look him in the mouth
Closet? You’ll love it!
not a metaphor, but...
a friend of mine will say "he did a complete 380" to see if the listener has a reaction, i.e. to test if they're still paying attention to what he's saying.
A former colleague of mine came out with;
"It's a chicken and horse and cart situation"
during a meeting. A couple of of raised eyebrow glances later, hysteria broke out. He was renowned for creating his own version of hybrid mixed-metaphors and this was one of his finest.
If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucken till you do suck seed.
Anyone who violates their pet is sick!
I do similar when trying to get a person to write something down..................'no, it's F as in wheelbarrow'
Never look a gift whore in the mouth.
Come on guys this isn't rocket surgery.
DON'T get off my lawn.
Sorry, best I could dew.
You are my moonshine.
If wishes were horses, then pigs could fly.
A rolling stick gathers no stones.
The Child is the Father of the Grandbaby.
She is the Apple of my Pie.
A Broken Clock tells the right time, twice each day and then I toss it in the trash.
Where there's smoke, it is on the water.
A snitch in time, saves nine.
Well done is better than medium rare, said no one.
like, for real?