MEN! Bidet toilet seats? Whose got one?

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  1. Boubou

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    This one has no drain, so it’s definitely a “no go”.
    But I wonder which one, the classic bidet, the modern bidet or the standard toilet has the better tone?
     
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    The amount of water we're talking about here is similar to washing your hands.
     
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    So does the bidet have it’s own water heating system?
    Because, unless you just used the hot water, it takes a while for the hot water to travel through the pipe and make it to the faucet.
    Know what I’m sayin!
     
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    There are both types. We have one connected to the sink, takes too long to get hot.
    This one is inexpensive enough to try and see if you like it.
    I’m a fan.
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    That one is displayed in the Royal Palace of Caserta, Italy.

    Tone is in the butts of the beholder...
     
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    So, you don't wash your hands after this process?!
     
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    I see you haven't quite grasped what's involved in using a bidet Obie. Let me help you with that.

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    Of course, a lot of people really enjoy them.

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    I see. Now I know that I moved up here on this remote mountain 22 years ago ... just in time.:eek:
     
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    General Electric in conjunction with China's finest engineers are working on a model that will feed you breakfast, wash you face, comb your hair, harvest your waste, and give you a gentle hug goodbye. AND YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE ONE! HAHAHAHAHA. :eek::eek::eek::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I worked at a lumber yard years ago and we had a bidet on display inside the store. One of the guys in the yard stuck his boot in it saying that it would be good to clean muddy boots. I bet old François Bidet never thought of that.
     
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  13. Boubou

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    This reminds me of the first time I used a “hands free” urinal.
    I stood in front and waited, nothing happened, as it turned out I DID have to use my hands
     
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    If you're convinced Charmin just isn't getting the job done, do like me and finish up with one or more of these.

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    Regarding modern refrigerators and bidets, it's bad enough that a refrigerator has to have a micro chip just to keep things cold, but I have one rule: I will not **** into anything that requires a mother board...
     
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    Thar's exactly what my girlfriend's dad uses their bidet for - he owns a dairy farm, 6000 ft up a mountain, in South Tyrol (which is part of Italy - so of course there's a bidet in the bathroom); when he comes in from milking the cows in the morning, he just throws the rubber boots into the bidet, and turns on the faucet...
     
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    everybody got them here, a very nice and refreshing bath accessory :D
     
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    I'll give you my TP when you pry it away from my cold, dead hands.:twisted:
     
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    Is this instead of a daily shower?

    I wonder if this is why Americans smell so soapy to others? As opposed to something else.:twisted:
     
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    Wiping with toilet paper is akin to finishing lunch and wiping your mouth out with a paper napkin instead of brushing.

    All hail the bidet! One day I will live like a king with a true bidet and its warm water, soothing cleanse and heated rump drying that all men and women should enjoy.

    I mean, it's 2018, right? TP is soooo 1999.
     
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