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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Swampash&Tweed, Apr 29, 2013.
Let's see some of those hilarious Tim Tebow screwing up GIFs for good measure too!
In all fairness to the Jets four other teams passed up Marino and took other Quarterbacks before the Jets took O'Brien.
ha this is awesome. thats probably why they drafted him: hes a moron. he'll fit right in with the Jets just like Brent and that hot side reporter did.
I cant wait for this season , comedy gold! that reminds me what is jerrah and Dallas up to? anything funny happen recently? (besides romo getting one the highest paying contracts in history) even mcnabb is scratching his head on that one and hes not the brightest bulb in football.
lol...and that was just halftime. Hard to feel bad for them though as they drive away in their $160,000 cars. and have you seen Sanchez's girlfriend? hello! Kate Upton...even when losing they are WINNING!
The Jets have no offense. None. No running game. No TE. One (possibly) decent WR.
I don't like or dislike Sanchez, but he has nothing to work with. The Jets should have brought in more offensive talent. Geno Smith is not of the solution. He's gonna have a rough time once he joins the Jets circus.
The Jets and Raiders are entirely incompetent in their management schemes. I can safely say that because they've proven it so many times. It's too bad.
The only thing I "felt" until you bothered to explain it, which I appreciate, was yet another drive-by snarky comment from a total
stranger on an Internet forum that is along with the most of the rest of them becoming of less interest to me on a daily basis.
I saw the Marinovich/Raider circus first hand when they drafted him.
I remember the hype over his upbringing and the hype over his "potential".
I also remember how he sabotaged himself, permanently, and the Raiders (SS, DD) for a number of years because of his own infantile and selfish behavior.
It's nice to be compassionate, but after seeing the same s#1t too close up for too many years from too many of my own long-term friends my compassion well is starting to run dry for self-inflicted wounds.
It's also nice that someone made him a TV star, maybe it will help someone learn something...
I thought that this thread was about Mark Sanchez, anyway.
Yeah, and two of those teams took John Elway and Jim Kelly! You are going to laugh at those picks?
As to the other QBs taken over Marino, well, Tony Eason did lead his team to a Super Bowl and Todd Blackledge led his Penn State team to a National Championship! Who would you have taken on draft day: National Champion QB or drug rumored/just decent Pitt QB?
The blunder is and always will be solely on the Jets. They selected Ken O'Brien -- a Division II QB over Dan Marino! Elway, Eason, Blackledege, Jim Kelly as picks all make some sense. But Ken O'Brien?
You know, even if Marino didn't follow O'Brien in the draft people still would be saying "Ken O'Brien"? But the fact that Division II nobody Ken O'Brien was picked over Marino is the stuff of legendary idiocy.
Even Jets Royalty embarrasses the Team:
if you mean 'up close' as in you work for the raiders or were on the team, okay... if not, watch the documentary... it has the information, in depth, so that the story makes sense...
if you don't like 'internet drive by' posts... take a look at yours in this thread. It was the height of that kind of thing... it is right there in black and white. Many people might just ignore you.. I at least read what you wrote and thought it was absurd, and reductionist. Which, the more you explain, the more I think it was your entire 'take' on the situation.
Fair enough. As for what the thread is about... all threads wander, you wandered like many of us do, so, trying to 'redirect it' is, well, duplicitous.
Sorry about your waning interest in the internet... we'll all try to be better!
NAH. This thread stayed pretty much on track as far as I'm concerned. It was aimed at making fun of the worst , classless team in the NFL.
At least you looked at the words, sort of.
"It's nice to be compassionate, but after seeing the same s#1t too close up for too many years from
too many of my own long-term friends my compassion well is starting to run dry for self-inflicted wounds."
I'm not sure how the Maravich escapade doesn't fall in to that category, and I'm not really that interested
in the details of how this particular Golden Boy managed to piss away his Golden opportunity.
I hope that he at least gets it together enough to support himself as he ages.
Don't bother. You've already mastered "snarky"
I love Football. I mean real American Football, not that sissy sport they play on the other side of the pond and call football.
no one,not even JC,could have done better last season. Sanchez had a crap offensive Coordinater,no line,no legitimate running backs,and only one receiver. I would dare any of
you haters to step into his circumstances and do better- everyone of you would fail totally!
This kid was ruined from day one-I hope that he gets his ass out of NY-take the money and
run,kid!! By the way,M.Tannenbaum is ultimately to blame for this teams dysfunctionality-
he overspent on old,has-been players,and did nothing to add competitive,young,hungry
players. The NY media are idiots,and have done everything in their power to cause this
team discomfort,at the expense of fair reporting. Please,pick another team to hate on!!
Wow, a blame the media defense.
Let's see, should the media not have reported:
- Rex Ryan's constant Super Bowl predictions?
- Rex Ryan last year proclaiming "this is the best talent the team has had"
- Woody Johnson saying "You can't get enough Tebow"
- Woody Johnson saying "Tim Tebow is under contract for three years and he will be part of our team for the duration of that contract."
- the Jets in training camp last year building a wall so the media couldn''t see the super secret Tebow offense they were creating
- the Jets covering up with a curtain the four Giants Super Bowl trophies mural in the stadium when the Jets hosted the Giant/Jet Christmas Eve game
- - the Jets putting a picture of a bleeding Eli Manning on their defensive playbook for the Christmas Eve game (that motivational technique worked well, didn't it? Jets got bounced from playoffs that game, Giants went on to win a Super Bowl)
- Santonio Holmes literally quitting and refusing to participate in the final game of season against Miami two years ago. A game in which playoffs were on the line for Jets
Should the media not report those and countless other idiotic events?
Yeah,keep thinking it's the media's fault for Jets disfunction.
LOL. What were the Jets thinking when they hired the Ex Miami Dolphin coach T. Saprano? The guy was such a hack. The guy hates QB's. He lives to run Run Run and kick field goals. Never stop hating on the Jets. Never ever.
Q: What is cromarties favorite clothe designer?
A: AberCROmbie and fitch
Q: What is Osama Bin Ladens favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets!
Q: Whats Green and White and doesn't play football?
A: Joe McKnight
Q: Why are former massage therapists suing the New York Jets and Brett Favre?
A: Because they claimed Brett Favre rubbed him the wrong way!
Q: What do you call an New York Jet with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What did the Jets fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Jets like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Jets joke?
A: Mark Sanchez!
Q: Why is Mark Sanchez like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the New York Jets and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Jets fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many New York Jets does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets.
Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an New York Jets out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why are so many New York Jets players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a New York Jets fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New England."
Q: How do you stop an New York Jets fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and an New York Jets fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Jets wide receiver, a Jets linebacker, and a Jets defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an New York Jets fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three New York Jets football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an New York Jets fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the New York Jets fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an New York Jets fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a New York Jet in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that New Yorks's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many New York Jets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What does a New York Jets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do New York Jets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Jets spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Jets fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New England Red White and Blue and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the New York Jets want to change their name to the New York Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Where do you go in New York in case of a tornado?
A: New Meadowlands Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over New Meadowlands Stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Syracuse have a professional football team?
A: Because then New York would want one.
I'll let the Mark Sanchez headband speak for itself:
Reminds me of the Billy Squier vdeo "Rock me tonight".
What, his agent ran a poor 40 at the combine??
Just keeps getting better:
Jets dead last at 32 on the power rankings.