Man tapes dustpan to face, plays Smoke on the Water using nothing but sweep argpeggios

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  1. noah330

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    That's one way to grow hair on the palms of your hands.
     
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    Made it 37 seconds in. Not my cup of tea in either the musical or comedic realms.
     
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    Okay I made it through 36 seconds of that - where the h do you find this stuff?
     
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    Does anyone know the make and model of the dust pans this guy using? I think mine are holding me back...
     
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    Ridiculous. :confused: Made it to 29 seconds, but it was painful. :eek:
     
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    Sounds like R2 D2 falling down the stairs. Load of crap
     
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    I think you need a more expensive dust pan that has a waiting list...
     
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    What did you do, perform a g00gle search for ''most obnoxious guitar clip''???
     
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    I skipped to around 00:36, because I hated the intro, and then lasted about 5 seconds. Really, just looks like someone who wants attention.
     
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    Anyone can plainly see not only does he have the wrong type of dustpan toneplastic it's the wrong freakin color..! He'll never get the right tone with that grey stuff...
     
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    Also, he should relic it so it looks like it has some miles on it. Mr. Janitorman would see right through that thing.
     
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    I used to think that having Vai-esque fingers and the ability to play more than 6 strings would improve my playing, after watching that I'm really happy that my stubby little digits can only manage the odd pentatonic minor blues scale. If in the unlikely event that you ever see or hear me playing like that just shoot me............please!
     
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    The thin metal dustpans we used to have sounded better.......METAL.......get it???? ;)
     
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    Somewhere between music and originality something went terribly wrong.
     
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    I made it to 39 seconds. :cry:
     
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    Poor broom is like "awe dusty come back to the closet"
     
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    Should have held out another ten seconds. It opens up at about :47.
     
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    Tough crowd. I think that is some pretty impressive fretboard accuracy and mastery, even if hearing it all at once is weird and alien.

    Also, Does no one else think it’s worth mentioning the elbow dustpans? It’s like you didn’t even watch, but are just saying you did so you can act cool.
     
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    I prefer the guy who posts shredding videos with cabbage recipes.
     
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