Man forecloses on bank

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  1. Jack S

    Jack S Friend of Leo's

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    Check this guy out! The bank tried to increase his insurance requirements on his $180,000 home for a million dollars and he said no. When they threatened him he used the laws available to turn the tables on the bank!



    Also, his sharpened teeth probably helped!
     
  2. Suicideking

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    I am more interested in why he thinks he is a vampire. I mean come on you are live on the news and you are wearing vampire teeth and no mention of that...
     
  3. elicross

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    What an...unusual person.

    I don't get why he didn't just use his undead mind-control powers to make the bank back off.

    Yes. I know the story had nothing to do with his bizarre appearance...but I think you really have to acknowledge something like that and get it out of the way, regardless of what the story's about -- if only so the viewer can concentrate on the real story and stop thinking "wtf...wtf...wtf...wtf...wtf...wtf...."
     
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    DAMN!

    Dracula's got a mortgage?:confused: You would think that all he's got to do is turn into a bat or something and find a cave during the day. Maybe worse case senario is to live in a vacant basement in a box or something. Plus...what kind of mortgage does a vampire take out? If he lives forever and cannot die, does he qualify for something like a 500 year payoff plan? And why chose Wells Fargo? He should be banking at the Bank of Blood...probably would get better rates.
     
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    Good.

    Banks have given a good screwing to countless home-owners. Nice to see them getting some of what they give.
     
  6. Suicideking

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    LOL thank you to be honest I only barely listened to the story cause I was too busy doing just that. Like it was completely normal to have a dude with fangs being interviewed unbeleiveable...

    Gives interview with a vampire a whole new meaning..
     
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    Good for him! IMO his appearance is inconsequential....I'd applaud him even if he looked like ME.
     
  8. Suicideking

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    If he looked liked you we would not be talking about his vampire teeth and talking about the real story. To wear teeth like that you a saying hey look at me I want attention. So by wearing the teeth in the interview he is purposefully making the real story take a back seat to his teeth just because he wants attention...
     
  9. Dave Hopping

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    Odd appearance,yes.I suspect that the vampire teeth are non-removeable implants.Here's why-he spoke very,very well,without all the "y'know what I'm sayin' ", "umm",and everything else non-professional speakers tend to say when being interviewed on camera.That leads me to think that the teeth go everywhere he does and being aware of the shock value,he might have dispensed with them if he could.
     
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  11. Suicideking

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    LOL ouch mind games on both sides of the family..
     
  12. Mike Eskimo

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    My money has not seen the inside of a bank in 20+ years.

    There's no money to be had through interest anymore and, of course, banks are evil.

    Bankers have fangs like that too, but much longer...
     
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    Maybe the bank didn't take him seriously because of the vampire teeth. Excellent strategy.
     
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    BLOODSUCKER V. BLOODSUCKERS.
    I hope my great grandchildren study this in history class.
     
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    Anyone who can take down a Bank is allright in my opinion. :cool:
     
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    Next he will be going after the BLOOD BANK...... :twisted:
     
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    i wonder what wouldve happened if it was a blood bank
     
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  19. Suicideking

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    I beat ya on that one by mere minutes Brad...
     
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    i yield to your superior timing my man!
     
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