Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. HoodieMcFoodie

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    I do? :confused:

    Dlew's girlfriend, she's at the end.
    She is starting to cry.
     
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    A second career operating a medicinal kite dispensary has brought Jack Strawsmoker out of lie thread retirement.
     
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    Rusty thinks Jack is cool and is considering retirement in order to have a "coming out party"....................coming out of retirement that is.
     
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    The boys down at the Ramrod Bar and Grille gave Ding one heck of a "coming out party"
     
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    Kfan is still in the closet. He doesn't have anything to hide, he just likes that it's dark and quiet in there.
     
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    The mike has asked that we all call him 'the mike' or 'the mikester' from now on.

    Thanks for your cooperation
     
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    Rusty Nuggets learned the Australian Kiss from Down Low. He says it's a French Kiss down under.
     
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    LPB is planning to go north to learn Oregon kissing. He's hoping it involves a beaver somehow.
     
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    Ding foregoes all human contact, and has taken Northwest tree hugging to absurd levels.
     
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    Sneaky Brother is now looking up tree surgeons in the area.
     
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    Limp Pruned Branch is now the root of all his family's troubles.
     
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    Kfan's family troubles are usually solved by Luigi and a 50 lb bag of cement.
     
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    Dwingrot bought a compass so he could tell which direction he was going.
     
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    Stringy is never lost. When you spend 23 hours a day in a 8 x 10 foot space no need for a compass.
     
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