Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Kirchensfan

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    The SCOUS has banned Lascivious Party Boy from any further "firsts". His previous record has been sealed by the court for total lack of redeeming value.
     
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    Kirch is moving to Liverpool. He always wanted to be a scouser.
     
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    Hoodie has been there. As a matter of fact he's gone as far as Flintshire in Wales, Runcorn in Cheshire and Skelmersdale in Lancashire in search of an identity.
     
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    Kirch has been to paradise, but he'd never been to me.

     
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    Hoodie went to London once. He was disappointed to find out Big Ben was a clock.
     
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    The Leaning Tower of Pisa didn't lean before LaPlaB visited
     
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    Hoodie's souvenir of London required a series of shots.
     
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    Kirch was disappointed when he found out the London Eye was a ferris wheel
     
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    Hoodie is disappointed with everything. He has very high expectations.
     
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    With high expectations and low ability to retain what he learns, tgf has little chance of success.
     
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    Hoodie sought to ban seedless watermelons on the grounds they deprived him of Competitive Spitting.
     
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    Hoodie spits next to his spittoon to avoid ever having to wash or empty it.
     
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    Jack has just finished re-blocking Ong's Hat.
     
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    Jack just got back from an extended truth vacation.

    <welcome back!>

    Hoodie's new book, A Clockwork Ong, is a spoof on an old cult classic.
     
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    Every second weak describes Hoodie's thought process.
     
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    Kacklebird's thought processes move at the same speed as the little hand on a clock.
     
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    SB's hand movements should never be observed.
     
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