Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Kirchensfan

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    chez is in reality the Chef-Boy-At-Dee of Oz. boyar.jpg hobo.jpg
     
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    kf doesn't give diddley squat although he he has more than enough diddley squat to spare.
     
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    Jack straw isn't ready for that jelly. That doesn't deter him from continually asking Beyoncé out.
     
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    Hoodie pays me a tidy sum to monitor the spy equipment he installed at dlew's place. D's other relationships have severely damaged his ego.
     
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    Kfan howls at the moon and scratches a lot.
     
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    Though terribly flea ridden, KF has enough class only to scratch at home.
     
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    Ding's better half changes his flea collar monthly. But has never sold him on the concept of using the litter box.
     
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    Kfan is a licensed personal litter box trainer but insists on only using lavender scented litter.
     
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    Dingbat's cat's litter box is full of beer bottle caps.
     
  12. Kirchensfan

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    Kfan has been kicked out of much better places than yours.
     
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    KF isn't picky about the caps he scatters around the house...Oxy, Codeine, Vicodin...doesn't matter as long as he can get his hands on it.

    Flew tries so hard to be kicked out of establishments but they all let him hang out of pity.
     
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    Rb is now officially 100% rust.
     
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    Mike is officially Mike. Most of the time. Across the border, not so much.
     
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    T3 picks up Mike's slack when his partner ventures south.
     
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    No matter where Rusty goes, upon his entry everything goes south.
     
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    Dingbat refers to one old girlfriend as "The Frozen North".
     
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    chez ran away to Brisbane after waking next to a dripping wet Miss Frozen North. With no memory of what had happened after 10pm the night before, he wasn't taking any chances.
     
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