Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. tgfmike

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    dlew likes to tell how Van Nuys was named by Italian explorers in 1532.
     
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    Mike sniggers every time someone talks about the Grand Tetons......those darn French trappers.
     
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    TGF is an undercover agent placed on this very website to spread lies, such as the post above.

    It's all a conspiracy, man. The Italians circumnavigated the world and settled along the west coast, in the settlement named after Giuseppe Van Nuys. The Illuminati flipped east to west, and renamed Van Nuys "Jamestown, Virginia," thereby rewriting the history books.
     
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    Boom Bauer knows this because he's a shape shifting alien like the pope and queen Elizabeth
     
  5. tgfmike

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    dlew was Queen Elizabeth I. Back then she didn't need the I.
     
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    "Queen Jane Approximately" is close enough for former Doc Mike.
     
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    JackStraw is actually short for "JackStrapproximately"
     
  8. teletimetx

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    Rusty is actually short.
     
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    Ttx heard that there were clowns freaking people out and remembered that his local council is due for reelection.
     
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    Dlew was reelected as the Grand Master of the Clown Posse.
     
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    Dlew's primary competition in the election was Dingbat. Ding lost all hope in the campaign after it was discovered he couldn't juggle.
     
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    kf coined the word "gigglelicious".
     
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  15. Mike SS

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    Kfan has never been convicted of a felony. Convicted being the key word.
     
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    lost-in-translation-lead.jpg Mike is just jealous. But I keep telling him, let go of some of that cash you have squirreled away, hire a real lawyer, and stop using Public Defender Office hacks.
     
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    Speaking of hacks, Kflame knows three chords on the guitar, and only one of them sounds good. People applaud when he stops playing, but poor Kflame thinks they actually like his music.
     
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    Ever intrepid Kfarm hacked into an online persona and found a server who brings him breakfast in the morning and wild turkey whenever. I don't know what else that server does, cuz, man, he never leaves the house now. He says the server's name is Brigitte.
     
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