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Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.
Sorry. I forgot. Accounting is also one of Kfan's strong points.
The old "I forgot" defense....learned in countless testimonies in his own behalf.
KF is tired of getting sand kicked in his face at the beach.
This summer he is going to the desert for a change.
Chez was the stunt double for Paul Hogan in the Crocodile Dundee movies. But he goes around telling everyone it was really Hulk Hogan he was standing in for.
Road King uses a ghost writer for his lies.
MIke has a zero chance of ever lying properly...
Zero chance is what GI had in the police lineup, where the old lady pointed right at him and yelled "that's him he stole my purse".
Zero chance is an accurate forecast of Ding's mating prospects.
Zero Chance is what t3x's wife said to him when he suggested they go shopping for lingerie.
Hoodie doesn't like all that frilly stuff... coveralls, a pitchfork, and a "top o the mornin to ya" is all the Hoodster needs to pretend to be a Cow Cockie with a Tipper...
Good Iron really liked his last lie, because "Cow Cockie" is very naughty sounding.
Buffalo chips and cow cookies are Mike's main source of fuel in the homestead soddie.
If Kfan offers chocolate chip cookies, it's best to just decline.
The last time 3t offered anyone something four family members fainted.
Kfan subscribes to the bi-monthly Falsehoods and Lies magazine. The latest issue had lies specifically crafted for Kfan. Although being the only subscriber one might expect that to be the case.
telleu has never paid for a subscription. He finds a treasure trove of material to bring home from the barber's and doctors.
Kfan harvests used chewing gum from under tables and benches, and sells it on E-bay. Business is booming.
Mike recycles old bits of soap into what he likes to call "Clown Cakes"
Clown Cakes is Chez's nickname. It's an oz thing.
Teletime has a bad skin condition from his days as a hot oil wrestler in Houston, and by oil I mean crude oil.........it's a Texas thing.