Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Mike SS

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    Sheep react in the same manner when Dingbat applies cologne.
     
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    Mike's favourite cologne is Eau de u Manatee. He says it smells like the beach.
     
  3. Mike SS

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    chez likes people to pull his finger. It doesn't smell like the beach.
     
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    Mike SS does not need to shower nor does he need cologne, he has a natural sweet smell... this is why he has a complete disguise kit at every hideaway, because he has all the women in the tri-county trying to find him - its a tough life
     
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    GI is hunted without reprieve by women in his home state. They even use bloodhounds. They are well organized and go under the name State Dept of Corrections.
     
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    Road Duke never learned the 12-bar blues progression -- His logic says you don't need that to play in E (not that he ever does, he doesn't) and you don't need to know that progression to play fusion - he is after all a bad-ass...
     
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    GI got himself a case of bad ass after he fell of his bicycle at full speed.........approx. 4.7 mph.
     
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    Ding's family bike rides have become a spectator sport in the Eugene area.
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    Kfan gets all his clothes custom sewn by Db's mom.
     
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  10. Kirchensfan

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    tgf buys his wardrobe exclusively from the "Emperor's New Clothes" catalog. And he loves the photography.
     
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    Kfan is into photography and he has invented something new. He's calling it a "Selfie Stick" and it's gonna be "yuge".
     
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    Yes, Ding... your special order Extendable Self Pleasuring stick is on its way, Fed-Ex overnight. You're getting #1 of 500 and COA as well.
     
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    Db is suing Kfan for false advertising - he thought an ESP stick was for telepathy.
     
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  14. teletimetx

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    I knew Doc Mike was going to post that. Yesterday, he called and said, "watch this, I'ma gonna trap ol Kfan in the double compressor delay entendre."

    If you want some investment advice, he's your guy.
     
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    Mike is leading a movement dedicated to the return of the rotary dial telephone. It's popular with baby boomers and hipsters and is linked to the powerful " Friends of the Automobile Crank Handle" of which Tex is Pan American rally and demonstration chief organiser.
     
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    chez's hand crank has drawn the attention of park police and rangers throughout Australia. He has a very liberal idea of the term "Nature Walk".
     
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    Kfan's "Nature Walks" really are only excuses for him to go looking for nymphs in the woods.
     
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    Ding desperately wanted to date one of the rare and beautiful Northwest Dryads, but he couldn't master enough Greek to ask her out.
     
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    Kirch, Ding, Mike, Mike, and Chez are all fans of whatever gets the car started, but Road King, and Trippy T prefer the train
     
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    Good Iron never goes anywhere, never does anything, and never has any fun.:(
     
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