Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. HoodieMcFoodie

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    Kfan has never needed an alias, everybody in NJ knows he's the "Boss"......yeah, why else do you think he's into Telecasters.
     
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    Ding has several maids in Mexico. That's how he got into Telecasters.
     
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    Ding is known throughout the northwest as "That guy who smells like a brewery".

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    Kfan prefers his brews all in a row.
     
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    UB wrote a book called "The Joy of Jailhouse Life". Not even his mom would buy a copy but it's rumored that the book was the inspiration for the new movie "Get Hard" with Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell.
     
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    Kfan wrote the wikipedia article on Pruno.
     
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    RK's always confusing bouzouki with baklava.

    Dessert with coffee at a Greek restaurant ends up being a tableside performance by a smiling chef.

    Mike, on the other hand, like-a balalaika and a Stolichnaya.
     
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    chez did hard time in Lubyanka for reading a Trotsky speech in the voice of Latka in Red Square on Lenin's birthday in '77. He was pardoned by Gorbachev who told him it was actually pretty funny and he was lucky as very few other people in the Soviet Union at that time had a sense of humor.
     
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    Jack Straw is Latka. The real Latka. He even got on To Tell the Truth.

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    Kfan's real name is Tony, maker of fine Italian shoes...............cement shoes.
     
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