Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

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    Teleuteleme is currently suing Warner Brothers for emotional trauma caused as a kid from seeing that poor coyote get hurt for trying to eat a bird. It's why he goes into panic every time he hears the "beep beep" of a car horn; the commute to work is a real pain.
     
  2. Dingbat

    Dingbat Friend of Leo's

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    B&B got in bad trouble when he was caught hunting coyotes by dropping anvils from overpasses on the LIE.
     
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    B&B's big mistake was letting Ding help with the anvil lifting. He ended up lame when Ding dropped a 50 pounder on his toe, and he was unable to flee the cops.
     
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    Dingbat Friend of Leo's

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    One of Mike SS' weirdest experiences when he was working as a cop on Long Island, was finding two morons struggling with an anvil on an overpass.
     
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    As a baby, ding was dropped off an overpass on the LIE, it's why he's a chronic liar
     
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    B&B was arrested on a Long Island overpass for hurling Tube Screamer pedals at cars with bumper stickers that had positive messages about country music. It was during his SRV is everything phase that most of us went through at one time or another.
     
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  7. bricksnbeatles

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    Road King is the CEO of a pro-country music bumper sticker company
     
  8. teletimetx

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    BnB is the CEO of a company in upstate NY that sells crowberry wine.

    No, not cranberry. Crowberry. Next big thing for the gourmet crowd.
     
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    Tmt has made a major investment in a tech company that recycles biowaste into burgers.
     
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    Guitarteach works at a major UK Soylent Green manufacturing plant. He's the quality control manager.
     
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  11. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Poster Extraordinaire

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    H Mc F knows this because he is a buyer for one of GTs major mc'customers. They want to introduce 'ethnic foods' next.
     
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    GT misses the heady days of his youth in Soho when he was the youngest proprietor of a Chinese restaurant, nail salon and massage parlor.
     
  13. HoodieMcFoodie

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    Kirch is the Korean Spammer
     
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    Hoodie never could play nicely with the other kids. His graduation yearbook photo was titled "Informer". Which in Korean looks like this....알려
     
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    Kfan has always wanted to try skydiving, but has yet to figure out how to get the pool into the plane.
     
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    abri's only pool is his gene pool and it's missing a few.
     
  17. teletimetx

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    Kfan got a gene pool with both ends - the shallow end for thinking and the deep end for drinking.
     
  18. Kirchensfan

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    The last time 3t did some serious thinking, he singed his hairline.
     
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    The last time Kfan did some serious thinking was the last time - no serious thoughts since 1988.
     
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    tgf is proof positive that intellectual thought stops at the Nevada border.
     
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