Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. teletimetx

    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    "Some day", Kfan mutters to himself, "some day I will be the Pickled Herring King of the Boardwalk!"
     
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    Tex has a wonderful business in Reno sourcing discarded wedding rings.
     
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    chez abhors business as pure greed that preys on society. so he just pan handles his way through life.

    3t...no lie, I'd have a better shot at that in Brooklyn or Coney Island....no lie
     
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    KF has an AMC Gremlin with no muffler he named "Lincoln."
     
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    UB had a no costume needed leading role in "Gremlins".
     
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    Kirchensfan secretly tabs Justin Bieber songs
     
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    Badfish is one of Kfran's biggest Bieber tab customers, his Just In tribute band books more gigs in Rosedale than any other downtown Toronto Beaver Tribute band, according to the GTJBTBA.
     
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    Most of 3t's gigs are performed behind a chicken wire screen, and a credit card recorded to cover damages. But he can guarantee there'll never be a dull moment.
     
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    Kirch usually picks me up around 8 on Friday nights so we can go to 3t's gigs. We think he's a great player AND where else can we bust bottles against chicken wire at a break neck pace all night long.
     
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    Road King is neither a king nor lives near a road. true story
     
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    ss is king of Tenessee.
     
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    Doc Mike finds the title of "King" rather mundane and prefer to call himself "Emperor of California".
     
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    Dingbat is jealous of people who play 12-strings because they are twice as good as he is.
     
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    UB installed strings on everything in his home. The broom, the fridge, the kitchen table. Even the dog. As soon as his wife gets out of the hospital they're going to have a serious talk.
     
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    Speaking of strings, whenever RK needs a little cheering up, he just watches this vid 4 or 5 times:
     
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    With his own wooden leg, Doc Mike can empathize with Pinocchio.
     
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    DB's total lack of wood is the true source of his "Pinocchio Envy".
     
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    chez's bubinga Tele with genuine Fender noiseless pups is the envy of all who see and hear it.
     
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    Mike eagerly awaits the arrival of his very first electric guitar. It took years of searching to find just the right model.

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    UB has the Acme Wiley Coyote signature model of that same guitar.
     
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