Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. unbridled

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    Of course not...I'm perfect.
     
  3. unbridled

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    KF's idea of perfection is being able to play the first four bars of Smoke on the Water and only missing two notes.
     
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    Random key modulation is the principal feature of UB's playing.
     
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    Chez spend a large portion of his day winding specialty pick ups to perfect accordion tone.
     
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    unbridled was cited for farting in a buffet line.
     
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    Mike SS was out shopping with his wife one day. They were in the perfume section at Von Maur when we had the uncontrollable urge to fart. He couldn't help it, it just came out.
    All of a sudden these ladies appeared with empty glass bottles trying to catch that "heavenly aroma" (their words, not mine). He now has a high paying job working for Coco Channell and all the rutabaga he can eat.
     
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    Hoodie wanted to name his new band Rutabaga until he found out there is already a band with that name. No problem. He's calling the band Rutabaga Pie, although he considered Hearty Main Dish for a couple of days.
     
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    Mike thinks Paleo would be a great band name but not for any musical venture he would be involved in. That would be so obviously misleading.
     
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    chez is fascinated with the Bronze Age.
     
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    Mike thinks bronze is a tone wood.
     
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    When UB applies bronzer he is careful not to get any in his eyes.
     
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    When ding needs to bronze weld his tin foil hat he uses Brasso for flux, which he siphons from his flux capacitor.
     
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    Double A likes to gig with his head wrapped in tin foil. He says it keeps his musical knowledge from spilling out his ears instead of his fingers.
     
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    You know that scene in Spinal Tap where they're at the airport and the metal detector keeps going off? Road King wrote that.
     
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    Hoodie's best writings are scattered across Oz on bathroom walls.
     
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    Kf's bathroom doesn't have any walls.
     
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    But more disturbingly is the fact that JackStraws' bathroom doesn't have a door.
     
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    Walls? Doors? Hoodie knows a five gallon paint bucket under the eucalyptus tree is all a fellow needs. Oh, and don't forget a forked stick for the toilet paper!
     
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