Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. HoodieMcFoodie

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    Tutm loves that movie!!!
     
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    Hoodie's version of the 1812 Overture features wonderful cannon effects from a whoopee cushion.....Or is it a cushion:oops:
     
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    Chez never gets any housework done. He's too busy riding the broom around the house like a little horsey, while the William Tell Overture plays in the background.
     
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    Hoodie wakes up every morning to the sweet sounds of Bolero and while still in bed he pictures Bo Derek running on the beach. When he finally rolls over to get up it is with some difficulty due to the kick stand in his pajama pants.
     
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    Ding has never been 3rd chair, he is from the first position a principal playya... kickstand and all... and the ladies love that!
     
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    GI wakes up late for work every morning. His play on theme while getting ready for the bus is Yakkety Sax.
     
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    Hoodie doesn't get up until he can be bothered. His gettin' ready theme is "Earache My Eye". Man, what a life :cool:
     
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    Aussie Andrews gettin' ready music is the Barney Miller theme song. He's one cool cat. :cool:
     
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    Hoodie can play the Barney Miller theme song as Western Swing. Yeah.....he's that freakin good.
     
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    When Texans mention RK and Swing in the same sentence, they don't mean music.
     
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    Kirch was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
     
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    Hoodie gave Clarence Clemens the name "The Big Man". He wasn't using it anymore.
     
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    Kirch has been known to wake up in the middle on the night screaming, "PASS THE TANNING BUTTER"
     
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    Kfan made some extra money as a part-time cabana boy on "Real Housewives of New Jersey" & Hoodie is the one that sells him the Tanning Butter.

    Kfan says it doesn't taste that good on pancakes.
     
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    3t's taste buds have been permanently numbed by rot gut white lightning.
     
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    Kfan's taste buds were destroyed when he licked a metal fence post in -20 degree weather. It wasn't so much the licking as the being pulled off by his friends.
     
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    Mike has never been known to have any taste.
     
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    It is said that UnB'd has the taste of an 18-year old Finnish billionaire. I have no idea what that means.
     
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    Teletimetx's user name was supposed to be "Teletubby" but he misspelled it.
     
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    Unbridled needs a good trainer to pull the reins in.
     
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