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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. telleutelleme

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    Dbat spends so much time in the dog house, he has a flea collar.
     
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    3t went bankrupt when his flea circus sword swallower and belly dancer hopped a greyhound.
     
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    Kfan had an illustrious career as a belly dancer until someone peeked under the skirt.
     
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    Most of Cquinn's laundry is tan. Bleach doesn't seem to help.
     
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    jack is all about the beach. No trouble.
     
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    teletimetx always tries to sell me his old rusty guitar strings. He says they are "VINTAGE and RELICED" I told him to bite me.
     
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    BigB will bite. Hench the muzzle.
     
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    Hench the muzzle is Mike SS's actual name.
     
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    No one knows Jack's real name except his handlers back in Siberia.
     
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    Dingbat came mighty close to choosing Dongball as his online moniker.
     
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    Chezzy's real name is Dom DeLouise. Same thing, basically.
     
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    Kfan thought about doing a high protein diet until he heard he might cause shortages in the cattle industry.
     
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    3t always dates vegans. They never ask "Where's the beef."
     
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    Kitchenfan has an even dozen. Three Italian girl friends, three Swedish, three Ukrainain and one Russian, who counts as three.
     
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    Esaaal has a simple credo. If they call it bakin' there better be bacon.

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    chez has finally gotten his dream job - cupcake of the month judge for Greater Brisbane.
     
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    All the Blue haired ladies at the old folks home call Doc Mike "Cupcake". Used to be "Beefcake" but lots of things change as you get older.
     
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