Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

[dlew919]

Who gave kflaneur a dictionary? Next thing he’ll be commentating on news on cable tv

 

[WRHB]

Dlew919 giggles when he says anaclitic.

 

[dlew919]

WHRB pointed out it was at least three body parts. Snigger

 

[offsideref]

Dlew found out about Ana’s tic by phoning the International Date Line.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Date Lines hang up when offsider calls.

 

[offsideref]

K Hen’s Fan likes to see his name up in lights, so for a while he legally changed it to Walk Dontwalk.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Signs like this fold 4 fingers when OSR approaches.

 

[offsideref]

Usually they fold two fingers, or even three. Kirsch fan is familiar with this salute from his time as a goodwill ambassador charged with improving US-UK relations. It would have helped if he’d learned not to pronounce it ‘you suck’.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Sider's language was so bad he actually began carrying his favorite flavored soap for when he was punished.

 

[TeleBrew]

Carrying soap around is the only way Sider can keep Kfan off his lawn.

 

[WRHB]

TeleBrew has no idea what soap is for.

 

[Kirchensfan]

WRHB tells his wife he's going out for a bar of soap. What he means is Stop Over At Pete's bar.

 

[WRHB]

That’s only when Kirchensfan has had a snoot full and needs to be scraped up off the barroom floor.

 

[Kirchensfan]

I'm usually in the gutter by the time he gets there....some friend...HA!

 

[WRHB]

Kirchensfan is harder to scrape up out of the gutter than off the barroom floor… some friend….. HA

 

[TeleBrew]

This makes more sense once you realize that Kfan lives in WRHB's basement.

 

[dlew919]

The sad thing is that teebrew used to live there. The rent was not cheap. Nor was it money.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Most of us here worked our way through college or trade school. dlew's prison dating business got him high ratings from the inmates and special favors from the guards. "Do a job you love & you never work a day in your life" were words he lived by.

 

[WRHB]

Kirchensfan’s prison nickname was Free Samples

 

[dlew919]

Wrhb’s prison name was ‘keep away from that guy’