Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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dlew919 keeps a jar at home with little pieces of paper on which he has written things to be peed off with. Every morning he pulls 3 out for his morning, afternoon and evening rant.
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chezdeluxe
Doctor of Teleocity
Dlew has the world hourglass distribution franchise in his back pocket as this story goes to air.
dlew just wants every piece of the pie.
offsideref
Tele-Meister
Dlew knows perfectly well that in a stable democracy like the UK, the opportunity to become Prime Minister doesn’t come around very often.
There’s two lies for the price of one, you may keep the change.
There’s two lies for the price of one, you may keep the change.
offsider has been running 1/2 hr. infomercials offering himself up as a candidate for high office for two years. So far one old hippie broad from London has agreed to get high with him.
offsideref
Tele-Meister
Kirchie identifying as an old hippie broad may sound modest and endearing, but it’s all about those concessionary concert tickets, n’est-ce pas?
Gender Identity has never been a problem for OSR, he just says "Take your pick" it all costs the same.
offsideref
Tele-Meister
K-Fan was a promising miner until the boss pointed at two shovels and said ‘Take your pick’.
WRHB was the only child they refused to picture on the carton. They were afraid someone would return him.
Which relieved Kfarnarkle. I don’t know why. Also what’s that locked attic at the back of his house?
offsideref
Tele-Meister
D-Lew thinks K-Fan’s dunny is an attic. It must be that whole antipodes-are-upside-down thing.
Offy has extensive architectural experience. His award-winning design for mixed sized refrigerator boxes has garnered him great praise from the general public.
WRHB's anaclitic behavior has emotionally burned out at least a dozen people so far, and they still let him our unsupervised.
