Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

[Weazel]

From time to time (usually sunday afternoons) K-Feeble walks around in his neighbourhood dressed in a rather becoming all white three piece suit singing "Ace of Spades" by Mötorhead, totally a capella.

With small bouquets of broccoli stuck in his ears and nostrils. He will later add these to the stir fry he will be doing for the guests he invited while doing his walk.

Of course nobody will show up.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Although known to be cheap & easy, The Wheezman always dresses modestly.

 

[Weazel]

The hat is of course borrowed from K-flop.

It is his 'spend three hours at the mall getting stares from everybody'-hat.
He was on the phone two minutes ago asking for it.

I guess he has some kind of itch to scratch.

 

[Esaaal]

Kentucky Derby Security personnel kicked Weazel out of the race because his hat blocked the back stretch.

 

[Kirchensfan]

The phrase “Wide Load” was inspired by Esaaal’s “back stretch”

 

[Esaaal]

It was KF‘s blueberry pie that made Lardass Hogan puke at the fair contest and not the castor oil.

 

[Kirchensfan]

About the only crime you can't blame Esaaal for is embezzlement. Having never held a job long enough to get near anything worth stealing.

 

[Stringbanger]

K-Flump caught himself stealing from his own lemonade stand on Tuesday. He turned himself in at the local precinct.

 

[Kirchensfan]

And immediately turned State's Witness in the RICO investigation of the Stringman. His syndicate organized extortion for "protection fees" forced me to dip into the till.

 

[Cobra1957]

What Kfan usually means when he says “dip into the till” involves a mask, a hastily written note, his finger in his coat pocket pointing ahead and a really fast car.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Cobra dips his donuts in Bourbon, cheap, rotgut bourbon that comes labeled with blindness warnings.

 

[teletimetx]

About the time that Kflan’s cheap dates catch sight of his tramp stamp that reads “All Aboard”, they wish they were blind.

 

[Kirchensfan]

It seems 3T finally found a way around the court order barring him from computer, and especially internet usage. I thought the inmates were watched more closely.

 

[TeleBrew]

KFan is being watched closely by the FBI, CIA, Interpol, MI6, and his nosey neighbor Harriet.

 

[Kirchensfan]

After dating TeleBrew for so long she needs to be reminded of what a real man looks like.

 

[Esaaal]

KF hasn’t worked since his gig with the Goonies and after Chunk’s family threw him out.

 

[Kirchensfan]

Esaal likes coming by to watch me deposit the residual & royalty checks I still get from those days.

 

[Esaaal]

Sloth was known as the handsome member of KF's family

 

[SPUDCASTER]

All the working girls on South 39th St. in Philadelphia call Easy E.

"One Eyed Willie"

 

[Kirchensfan]

The King Spudster is an expert on eyes, and as the Official Idaho Tater Tester and Beauty Judge he awards extra points for the highest number of them on an entry. He is all too aware of their growth potential and overall value.