Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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Cobra and K-fan agreed to meet behind the petrol station this sunday afternoon.

They measured their 'devices', and the both of them are now too embarrassed to post anything in this thread for a great while.
 
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In fear of "device damage". Garden Weasel only rides a girl's bike due to a severe device damage suffered as a youth.

The accident left his device severely impaired and too painful to talk about.
 

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The Spudster still uses the renowned McCrumbly's Farmers' Catalog and Almanac for all his "tool" needs. He saves A TON of money over those medical prostheses outlets.
 

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Kfan has been known in many parts of the Amazon basin as "Ta'gunqua Ca'unga" which loosely translates to "thread Killer"
 

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HM has relocated to Transylvania and the locals refer to him as "Genau wie Dr. Frankenstein" for his desire to bring back to life that which appeared dead.
 

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and at the end of days, when there are only Cockroaches and Keith Richards, there will also be Kfan and Hman, slinging lies at eachother
 

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Seems like it, but truth has no place here. Hman tempts the fates, mentioning his biological father ...The Keif. He knows daddy hates family secrets revealed.
 

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While there may or may not be any truth to the fact that the Keif is my daddy, there is indisputable evidence that Kfan was birthed by Mama Cass
 

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It was actually a story about how you can't handle the truth and how Jack Nicholson beat the crap out of you behind the Palamino club in LA. A full-blown Chinatown beating.

But HMan slid in a story about you being the love child of Mama Cass.
 

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Kfan was just thinking to himself, "I wonder where TeleBrew has been? Gosh, I've missed his rapier wit on this thread. That man is a nation treasure."
 

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T-Bone has been dazed and confused in his little world in "Charlie Weaverville".

Then reality came knocking.

PETA lodged a complaint and lawsuit over TB forcing his innocent little bowser to live in the attic with all that blown in insulation.

Probably asbestos.

Oh, the humanity.
 




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