Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Kirchensfan

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Wheezy is still amazed that water reaches the boiling point faster in higher elevations. He has written his Senator and Congressman asking for an investigation.
 

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<Make it a Bailey's Bomber" & I'm all in>
Cobra is currently in the process of shedding his skin, so his postings may be somewhat sporadic for a while.
 

jim_pridx

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K-fan has been telling lies for so long on TDPRI that his Irish Cream has curdled 1,000 times over, but he claims the "zest" is still there!
 

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<With lipstick stains, if you please>
When he was a baby, Tele's folks used cheap cigar butts as pacifiers when he was teething. Funny thing is...he's doing it again these days, but there ain't no new teeth gonna happen.
 

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Cobra1957

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Khobo seems to forget that this verse from the song “King of the Road” was modeled after him-

I smoke, old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
 

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This vid just in. Not sure what exercise Kookenflam is trying to do.

He’s not a gym member, but he cleans the toilets, so the gym manager lets him “work out”.
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<Only on Sunday mornings>
Stringy landed his dream career spot as left-over drink consumer and the neighborhood VFW hall bar.
 




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