Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Kirchensfan

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Wheezy is on the waiting list for the installation of a trap door for his mouth. That MAY keep him from uttering a lot of nonsense loud enough for anyone to hear.
 

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K-bops favourite muffin is blueberry.

Be that as it may, while eating one he picks out all the blueberries while claiming "I hate blueberries".
 

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Stringy likes the oily rain runoff from the road above so he stays under the bridge. He claims the oil keeps his skin baby soft.
 

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K-cry is unhappy that Stringy took his beloved bridge
 

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Cobra's panhandling "work" schedule shifts with the tide changes. That way he's home in the drainage pipe during low tide and out hustling strangers during high tides.
 

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I have never been able to explain to Cobra the finer points of Three Card Monte. When he runs his game he uses the entire deck, Jokers and Info cards as well, has the player pull three out and tell him what they are. Of course, they are right & he pays them for "winning".
 

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K-fart secretely makes recordings of his own burps and farts.

Listening to the recordings is a big part of his saturday night entertainment.
 

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Cobra is entering his 57th year of experience with bags, for "Papa" handed down his "brand new bag" to him way back in 1965.
 




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