Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Stringy only bathes on Saturday wether he needs it or not
Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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Weazel
Tele-Afflicted
Cobster often wears pants that are so big that he can fit a live badger and a small refrigerator in them.
Weazel's habit of going without pants has had him restrained several times by the hospital staff.
Weazel
Tele-Afflicted
Kitchenware is secretely filming me on these occasions.
For unknown reasons.
For unknown reasons.
I've received 4 top prize money winnings from America's Funniest Video with the ones featuring Wheezy. It's kind of sad to realize society's sense of humor has gotten so cruel, but hey, money is money.
Being a panhandler by trade, Klockenfink knows little about money. He thinks a 401K is a race.
Stringy is still out there trying to finish his 1st 401K. Bought it hook line and sinker when I suggested he run one.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
The only place Ksuds runs to is the refrigerator to get another PBR
Weazel
Tele-Afflicted
Cobweb wears both a belt and suspenders.
While wearing his kilt.
While wearing his kilt.
wheezy has BEGGED Cobra to disclose what is under that kilt.
Karpfin’s mind is in the gutter again, but it makes sense. That’s where he lives.
Stringy lives "uptown" from me. That pile of rags on the sidewalk subway grate is Stringy.
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
By "uptown," Kfan means "above ground." Kfan hasn't seen the sun in 14 years except through a subway grate.
The prison bars were the reason for Tele's strange suntan.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Kfan has decided he is going to give me one of his guitars!!!
I only gift them to people who can play. (Keep trying, C-Man)
Klunkenfink’s last gig didn’t go too bad. The crowd at least waited until he was done before altering his guitar.
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The only person who stayed around while Stringy played was deaf.
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TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Kfan was there for the visuals, but it's still a shame about his hearing loss.
Seeing Tele on the edge of the departing crowd made me wish I had gone blind as well. You just can't un-see things that shocking.
