Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
The only season tickets Tcup has is to Madam Dominx’s House of Pain
Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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If Cobra isn't careful, the "guests" at MDHOP will catch him out of drag & realize who Madam Domix really is!
Klunkfink is barred by the EPA from being a guest at any hotel in the US. The cost of fumigation after his departure became too unprofitable and unsanitary.
Koen can't be trusted with secrets.
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Kfan has told Koen all of his secrets, so he speaks from experience. (Koen was severely traumatized by the experience and hides his face as a result).
The good folk of NC wish TeleBrew was polite enough to hide his face when he's out and about town.
Nudistfan likes to go out and about town in his birthday suit. This leads to many confrontations with the police but that's all part of the fun.
Ash thought he could raise some extra Holiday money by busking in downtown N. Ridgeville. However, his idea of nude pole dancing to boom box Polka soundtracks only got him 60 days in County jail.
Kurchenspud's life long dream is to be a pole dancer. He bought a pole kit online and has been practicing every night. It hasn't been easy but he just knows this is his destiny!
Ash's family have spent years telling everyone "He's trying to find himself". If he ever succeeds, he'll be highly disappointed with what he finds.
Kirchenscrack enjoys the finer things in life, fine wine, cigars, and a good, old fashion, double fisted, howler of a wedgy.
Yup, KC really knows how to live.
Yup, KC really knows how to live.
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Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
The $4.57 Ash was able to muster was just enough to convince Cobra to sell.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Kfundme actually came up with the $.57 which cut his life savings in half…
Snake Man is richer than Klodfumes, and he lives under an overpass just off of I-75.
Stringfinger doesn't need money. He's perfectly content to simply sit and ponder all the places he can stick his finger.
It doesn't matter if he's sitting on a park bench, sitting in jail, sitting on Santa's lap....
It doesn't matter if he's sitting on a park bench, sitting in jail, sitting on Santa's lap....
Ash found out giving Santa a lap dance gets you on the “Naughty List” real fast.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Kfan Kringle is frantically trying to find a Santa suit as we speak
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The Seasonal Santa Workers Union found their suits OK. Filed them with the courts and applied for restraining orders against Ash as early as August this year.
