Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

TeleBrew

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Kfan has told Koen all of his secrets, so he speaks from experience. (Koen was severely traumatized by the experience and hides his face as a result).
 

Kirchensfan

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Ash thought he could raise some extra Holiday money by busking in downtown N. Ridgeville. However, his idea of nude pole dancing to boom box Polka soundtracks only got him 60 days in County jail.
 

Ash Telecaster

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Kurchenspud's life long dream is to be a pole dancer. He bought a pole kit online and has been practicing every night. It hasn't been easy but he just knows this is his destiny!
 

Ash Telecaster

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Kirchenscrack enjoys the finer things in life, fine wine, cigars, and a good, old fashion, double fisted, howler of a wedgy.

Yup, KC really knows how to live.
 
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Ashy really enjoys the finer things in life as well. He saved up his whole life to buy his dream car…
 

Ash Telecaster

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Stringfinger doesn't need money. He's perfectly content to simply sit and ponder all the places he can stick his finger.

It doesn't matter if he's sitting on a park bench, sitting in jail, sitting on Santa's lap....
 

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The Seasonal Santa Workers Union found their suits OK. Filed them with the courts and applied for restraining orders against Ash as early as August this year.
 




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