Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Kirchensfan

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    After seeing other’s reaction to him, Stringy avoids mirrors.
     
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    R.jpg Kfan has agreed to wear a bag over his head to participate in the upcoming Halloween holiday. It seems he was frightening some of the children.
     
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    When Mike was a young boy, a local ne're-do-well opened a still. Mike would sneak over after school every day & he's been in the bag ever since.
     
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    Last year at the company Halloween party. Kpirate went as a swashbuckling musketeer. The only problem was the only hat he could find was two sizes too big and it covered his ears. After way to many pints of ale later…
    A young damsel in distress asked him “where are your Buccaneers” and he says to her in his best pirate voice “arrr they’re under me buckin’ hat…”
     
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    Cobrat goes to the local fire company bingo hoping to hook up with one of the old biddies.
     
  6. Kirchensfan

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    Stringy IS a Bingo Biddy.
     
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    Why doesn't Kfan ever win at Bingo? Because he can't spell.
     
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    If TeleBrew can get kids to read the stuff here & explain it to him , I figure I can use ghost writers.
     
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    Kfan is always asked to be the Bingo caller down at the old folks home. They say his monotone voice is better than a sleep aid…
     
  10. Kirchensfan

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    Cobra has joined a senior's breakfast club. They travel in groups of four to all the hotels in the Orlando area for the free Continental breakfasts.
     
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    Kbellhop has been an employee at the Congress Hall hotel going on 40 years. He has been the doorman/waiter/front desk clerk/ bartender/porter for almost as many years.
     
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    This just in: Snakeman’s new digs! He doesn’t own it. He’s just squatting here for now.

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    Stringbeans latest IQ test scores are in…
     
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    Funny thing is, Cobra cheated & copied from Stringy. Didn't score as well because he couldn't see the last two answers and left them blank.
     
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    Kfan cheats death every time he gets out of bed, right at the stroke of 3 pm.
     
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    The last time Tele got out of bed, the EMT’s had the local salvage crew haul him out with the engine hoist.
     
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    The beach goers love it when Kfan shows up. At least they now have some shade to lounge in…
     
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    The excitement on the Florida beaches faded quickly when they realized it was Cobra & not a beached whale in the surf.
     
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    Kinklefunk brings everyone joy….. when he leaves the room.
     
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    Stringy wrote the lyrics as a weepy-eyed poem, these folks put it to music.
     
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