The closest Smashed&Scalloped ever got to a date was under a palm tree while on a tour of Egypt.
Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
Meanwhile back in Lambertville, KF always tracks sand into the house even though he lives 60 miles from the beach.
Because he refuses to wear Depends, Mrs. Esaaal had the house flooring replaced with kitty litter.
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
. . . which is handy, since that's where Kfan does his "business" when he comes to visit anyway.
Since T-Bone's move east, the Colorado DPW canceled the construction of the auxiliary waste pumping station in his neighborhood, and the neighbors are breathing a lot easier.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Kfan has moved down wind of his neighborhood. The collective sigh of relief could be heard in Atlantic City…
The local power company has tapped into Cobra's property to access the excess methane he produces and has lowered their rates by 15% to reflect the fuel cost savings.
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Climatologists thought there was a global warming hot spot in NJ, but then they realized it was just KFan's hot air.
TeleBrew has been sealed in a air-tight isolation chamber in an undisclosed location somewhere in the Carolina hill country so scientists can learn just what they're dealing with.
Scientists have sealed Kirchenshorts underwear in an air tight sealed container for the good of humanity.
No one can know where the shorts have been hidden. It would be too powerful a smell for any human to possess...without dissolving.
No one can know where the shorts have been hidden. It would be too powerful a smell for any human to possess...without dissolving.
Ash passed out in the Bar parking lot and two people call in a report of an oil spill. The responding HAZMAT team called in special equipment to remove him.
Kflam lost a few pounds, but his shack still vibrates when he walks around.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
I saw Stringbean walking down the street kicking a can the other day. I asked him what are you doing? He said moving…
Cobra cracked wise with the wrong guy and got his can kicked down the street. Wasn't pretty.
In a sudden flash of brilliance, Kfart decided to can his esssense. He just new it would be a big seller on the Shopping Channel. All he needs is a plunger, a baggie, 3 cans of motor oil, and a way out of this straight jacket.
Ash supplied me with the plunger, baggie and oil, then stood by laughing as I struggled to get free to use them. Not a kind hearted soul.
K-FlimFlam has been the tiddlywinks champion in South Jersey for the past 5 years.
Stringy couldn't even get a Champion sweatshirt.
hollowman
Friend of Leo's
Kfan can usually be found at his favorite watering hole, "Chumps"
HMan is the 4th monkey. He lied about his name.
