Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Esaaal

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Meanwhile back in Lambertville, KF always tracks sand into the house even though he lives 60 miles from the beach.
 

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Since T-Bone's move east, the Colorado DPW canceled the construction of the auxiliary waste pumping station in his neighborhood, and the neighbors are breathing a lot easier.
 

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The local power company has tapped into Cobra's property to access the excess methane he produces and has lowered their rates by 15% to reflect the fuel cost savings.
 

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TeleBrew has been sealed in a air-tight isolation chamber in an undisclosed location somewhere in the Carolina hill country so scientists can learn just what they're dealing with.
 

Ash Telecaster

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Scientists have sealed Kirchenshorts underwear in an air tight sealed container for the good of humanity.

No one can know where the shorts have been hidden. It would be too powerful a smell for any human to possess...without dissolving.
 

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In a sudden flash of brilliance, Kfart decided to can his esssense. He just new it would be a big seller on the Shopping Channel. All he needs is a plunger, a baggie, 3 cans of motor oil, and a way out of this straight jacket.
 

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R.jpg HMan is the 4th monkey. He lied about his name.
 




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