Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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Rusty applied for an exchange student placement in the school, but the pigs turned him down.
 
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Cobert’s gig went well last night at the campfire. He tripped with his acoustic and fell guitar-first into the fire. Everyone loved it, as they thought it was part of his act.
 

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Stringy should have never stuck his leg out to trip Cobra like that. Seems he just gets plain nasty when he's been drinking that Sterno.
 

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Kflam is scared of dentists.

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Stringy is an absolute hypochondriac. He is so fearful that he has had himself enclosed in a hermetically sealed container in an undisclosed location. That works out well for everyone who knows him and were looking for a way to get rid of him.
 

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Kirchenstooth is unusual in that he actually enjoys going to the dentist. He loves hearing those words "open wide!"

Bring on the novocaine, it's party time! Nothing turns him on more than the slurping sound of the spit sucker, and the high pitch whine of the tooth drill is like music to his ears.

He just wishes he still had teeth.
 

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Ash is 6'9" tall and 525 lbs, and ever the prankster. He travels with a small oxygen concentrator-like machine that dispenses helium. Whenever called on to speak, he inhales some and shocks his listener with that comic voice.
 

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Stringy's gig last night as a stand-up comic didn't exactly go as well as he had hoped. He was too drunk to stand up or say more than mutter a few curse words about penguins and telemarketers.
 

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The more Bloozefan drinks, the more intelligent he becomes.

He starts his day huddled in a corner making obscene fart noises. By his 5th shot he's a nuclear physicist. Half a fifth later and he's making plans to rule world.

To the rest of the world he's just the drunk guy begging change on the street corner. Little do they know...the fools!
 

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As KFan's dementia creeps in. It seems SPUDCASTER is immune to any lies told by Mr KFan.

The lead paint chips from his teething ring, mercury in his tuna sandwiches and the contaminated water supply in NJ are to blame for his condition.
 




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