I'm glad Cobra is as old and senile as he is, forgot me and dissed Esaaal. But he has a firm grip on 1955, remembers every minute.
Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
KF likes to remember his days as a car hop at the Little Egg Harbor Drive-In. He remembers is clean white skates, his striped apron, poodle skirt and the bobby pins that held his hat on.
Being shaped like a Weeble served Eman well in his summer job as a channel marker buoy.
Contrary to popular belief, Kflam never had a job as a kid. By age 12 he was panhandling.
By 13 I had Stringy, his two brothers and 6 others working the streets & getiing a 30% cut of their daily take.
Kflam at the gym?
<Just saying I'm in a gym is lie enough!
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Stringy's career as Head Towel Boy in the gym's men's locker room was cut short by his rather liberal definition and attempted application of the term "head".
>Stringy's career as Head Towel Boy in the gym's men's locker room was cut short by his rather liberal definition and attempted application of the term "head".
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Kfan taught him everything he knows.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Tbrew taught Kfan something he just can’t remember what it was..
At his last trial, Cobra took the stand in his own defense and said his lawyer told him to remember to forget.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
KF likes to hang around the Camden courthouse and yell out “I object” when he gets the wrong sandwich at the cafeteria.
Esaaal checks into the county jail and yells "Hey boys, I'm an object, enjoy!"
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Kfan is routinely ejected from the stands at sporting events for being a "hostile witness."
TeleBrew is routinely taken advantage of since he’s witless.
Kflam isn’t witless, but he sure looks like he is.
Stringy often cuts himself on his sharp rapier wit.
Kflamerfan once placed fourth in a shooting contest. It was actually a bull-shooting contest. He was awarded with a cheap pair of hip waders.
The stuff around Stringman gets so deep his neighbors all wear platform hip waders.
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Kfan needs those hip waders because Stringy's basement is flooded.
Things were never this bad until TeleBrewski started using Stringy's bathroom.
