Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
In KF’s house whoever pulls the butter knife from the meatloaf is king for the day.
Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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In Esaaal's house it's a battle royal for the key to the can of Spam. It resembles a scene from Braveheart.
TeleBrew
Doctor of Teleocity
Kfan still loves to take his horseless carriage out for a spin on Sundays.
Since I hired TeleBrew to follow along with the shovel the neighbors don't complain much.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
The last time Kfan held a shovel in his hands it was near a temporary road sign that said-
Caution State Prisoners Working
Caution State Prisoners Working
Cobra never saw his termination coming.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
KF’s only fan has 3 blades and safety shield. $39.95 from Target.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Eazy says he’s fascinated that the town he lives in is named after the water tower there
Cobra won't drink anything that isn't bottled and bonded.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
Meanwhile in Camden....KF’s memory foam mattress just can’t forget....
After seeing what Esaaal does on his mattresses, retailers refuse to deal with him.
Kflam don’t need no mattress. He says they’re for sissies.
Stringy is trying to partner with the "My Pillow" guy for his idea of upscale park bench bedding. He has submitted several prototype designs but likes this one best.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
KF uses the MyPillow mattress topper when sleeping on park benches. Without it, he gets unsightly lines on his back.
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Esaaal spends a lot of his day trying to keep the tougher inmates "off his back".
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
Jail jokes are KF's bread and butter material on comedy night at the Newark Halfway House.
<To be accurate, It's "The Essex County Center for Rehabilitating Parolees">
Esaaal's numerous stays on the "Group W" bench were used to inspire Arlo Guthrie on how to act there.
Esaaal's numerous stays on the "Group W" bench were used to inspire Arlo Guthrie on how to act there.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
The Essex County Center for Rehabilitating Parolee is the place KF goes for all his gum chewing needs. The "Group W" bench has a large variety stuck to the underside.
chezdeluxe
Doctor of Teleocity
Esaaal didn’t mind the fine so much.
it was picking up the garbage that he found unedifying.
it was picking up the garbage that he found unedifying.
CrossDresser is the real Alice.
