Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
When KF leaves town he’s usually tarred and feathered.
Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3
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For TeleBrew, tar and feathering is his favorite foreplay.
hollowman
Friend of Leo's
K-fans favorite foreplay is ..... uh, never mind
KFan uses pine tar on the back of his guitar necks. Better grip, he says.
KFan uses pine tar on the back of his guitar necks. Better grip, he says.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
Hollowman distills pine tar in the foothills south of Kansas City. He rides into town twice each year to sell his product and load up on hardtack and coffee.
The NRPS song "Panama Red" is a thinly disguised bio of Esaal.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Kfan is the model for the song “Copperhead Road”...
It costs me a little more than going rate for Cobra's delivery service, but damn if he don't have some of the classiest vehicles haulin' my goods.
This is KrappenFan’s idea of a classy vehicle. If only he had the bucks to fix it up. It’s gonna take a lot of panhandling.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Stringy finally got the 4 wheel drive of his dreams. Now he just needs to get his drivers license...
Cobra has been a pedestrian since that last big joy ride he took, racking up a record amount of violations.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
KF heads up the “Cute and Sweet” division of the Hell’s Angels.
Easy Weasel is still reluctant to give up his training wheels.
Stringy's sneakers have training wheels.
Esaaal
Poster Extraordinaire
KF is so short that his high top sneakers reach his knees.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
EZ Weasel is so short he has to look up to see down
Cobra has come up short all his life.
Kflam has a small deck, so he keeps his hedge trimmed to make it look bigger.
<I believe Stringy has ratcheted up his double entendre postings>
That said, he still raises only mild interest from the Illuminati.
That said, he still raises only mild interest from the Illuminati.
Cobra1957
Tele-Afflicted
Kfan will be visited by the Knights Templar very soon
Cobra sits at home polishing his armor, sharpening his sword waiting for his call up for the next Age of Enlightenment.
