Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Stringbanger

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    Scuba T holds black belts in lassoing beer kegs and high jacking beer trucks. A person not to mess with.
     
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    Stringy is the original good time had by all.
     
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    The last good time anyone had with dlew was when the doctor and nurses took turns slapping his behind at birth.
     
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    At birth, the doctor slapped KFan's mom and dad.
     
  5. teletimetx

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    at birth, Spuds slapped himself silly and now you know the rest of the story.
     
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    < I think mom & dad slapped each other>
     
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  7. Stringbanger

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    Scuba T felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.... then he was born. You don’t want to know the rest of that story!
     
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    SB is always trying to "find himself." He got arrested again for finding himself on the bus.
     
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    Tell-A-Big-One has "found himself" many times....it's almost always in trouble.
     
  10. teletimetx

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    Mrs. K says that it takes a magnifying glass for Kfan to find himself. whatever that means.

    #haveagreatweekendyoulyingjackwagons
     
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    3xT found himself face down in the parking lot behind the 7-11
     
  12. Kirchensfan

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    hollowman was on life's journey to find himself. He was surprised to discover no one was looking.
     
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    Kirchenfartz once “found himself”, but the disappointment was so great that he never tried again.
     
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    Stringy’s family gave him many colorful nicknames as he was growing up. And it was a real promotion when they started calling him “lugnut”.
     
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    Triple T formed the group "Johnny Limbo and the Lugnuts" in the late 50's.

    When offered a national tour by Col. Tom Parker of Elvis fame.

    Triple T declined to pursue his true love, sponge diving and ocean salvage.

    The "Lugnuts", under the supervision of Stringbanger, went on to fame and fortune after renaming the group "Sha Na Na".
     
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    After hearing the comment for so many years spuds just named his latest group "You're Nuts"
     
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    Kfan is obsessed with You’re Nuts. He just can’t get enough of You’re Nuts.
     
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    LPB is always trying to sell his "hot salty nuts". No takers.
     
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    TeleSquirrel stores nuts for his brewery customers.
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    Stringy is frantically surfing the internet in search of TeleBrew’s brewery.
     
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