Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Kirchensfan

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    dlew's "hygiene routine" has been referred to as "A moment in time". One and done.
     
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    Dlews routine is to run around while in the rain locker trying to dodge the drops of water
     
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    Cobra doesn't need to shower. He just sheds his skin a couple of times a week. It's a very rare recessive gene, but he got it.
     
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    Tbrew is the extra dead weight they use at tractor pulls for the tug of war finale.

    Brother, if your tractor can budge that mountain, you gonna win a blue ribbon.
     
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    3xT's only Blue Ribbon was from drinking the most Pabst at the last BBQ contest
     
  6. Kirchensfan

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    hollowman's only prize was for drinking beer for 5 days straight without using the John. It was followed soon after with a rather large bill for overtaxing the treatment plant.
     
  7. teletimetx

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    kfan has a stamp on the back of his neck that says, "Factory Reject".
     
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    3T’s tramp stamp simply reads “TRAMP”. Duh!
     
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    Scuba T and Kflam started a joint business venture. They investigate over-taxed treatment plants. Scuba T does the dirty work, and Kflam is the CEO (Cheats Every One).
     
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  10. Kirchensfan

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    Coming from Philly made SB our first choice for corporate counsel. As head of our in-house legal department, Shyster Bargainer has proved invaluable in law suit defenses.
     
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    Kfan is the barrister. Charges 10000 an hour to tell us what we already know.


    Wait a minute ...


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  12. Kirchensfan

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    That minute just cost dlew $166.67 US.
     
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    Kfacts did that math in his head.
     
  14. Kirchensfan

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    We all wondered what became of old Rusty...apparently he was just waiting for a good time to come back to annoy me.
    <Hey..long time no see, hope all's been OK for y'all.>
     
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    Kflam likes to say “y’all”, even though he’s from NJ. He likes to sound like a cowboy.
     
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    Stringy just wants to sound like something other than a cow getting milked by a chupacabra. Oh, the horror.
     
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  17. Kirchensfan

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    3T has the most convincing chupacabra disguise in America. Sneaky, T-man
     
  18. Rustbucket

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    All’s well, just took a break for a while. Something like the time when kfalse misquoted the John Prine lyrics:

    “All the [lies] just repeat themselves, like some forgotten dream, that we’ve both seen.”
     
  19. Kirchensfan

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    Rusty forgets that I'm perfect, and never make mistakes. If you ask him now, he'll say he agrees.:rolleyes:
     
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    Seems Kfan can't be content with just lying about the previous poster, he's got to indulge in self-fabrication. That's what he says that's called. TMI, sez I.
     
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