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Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.
dlew's "hygiene routine" has been referred to as "A moment in time". One and done.
Dlews routine is to run around while in the rain locker trying to dodge the drops of water
Cobra doesn't need to shower. He just sheds his skin a couple of times a week. It's a very rare recessive gene, but he got it.
Tbrew is the extra dead weight they use at tractor pulls for the tug of war finale.
Brother, if your tractor can budge that mountain, you gonna win a blue ribbon.
3xT's only Blue Ribbon was from drinking the most Pabst at the last BBQ contest
hollowman's only prize was for drinking beer for 5 days straight without using the John. It was followed soon after with a rather large bill for overtaxing the treatment plant.
kfan has a stamp on the back of his neck that says, "Factory Reject".
3T’s tramp stamp simply reads “TRAMP”. Duh!
Scuba T and Kflam started a joint business venture. They investigate over-taxed treatment plants. Scuba T does the dirty work, and Kflam is the CEO (Cheats Every One).
Coming from Philly made SB our first choice for corporate counsel. As head of our in-house legal department, Shyster Bargainer has proved invaluable in law suit defenses.
Kfan is the barrister. Charges 10000 an hour to tell us what we already know.
Wait a minute ...
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That minute just cost dlew $166.67 US.
Kfacts did that math in his head.
We all wondered what became of old Rusty...apparently he was just waiting for a good time to come back to annoy me.
<Hey..long time no see, hope all's been OK for y'all.>
Kflam likes to say “y’all”, even though he’s from NJ. He likes to sound like a cowboy.
Stringy just wants to sound like something other than a cow getting milked by a chupacabra. Oh, the horror.
3T has the most convincing chupacabra disguise in America. Sneaky, T-man
All’s well, just took a break for a while. Something like the time when kfalse misquoted the John Prine lyrics:
“All the [lies] just repeat themselves, like some forgotten dream, that we’ve both seen.”
Rusty forgets that I'm perfect, and never make mistakes. If you ask him now, he'll say he agrees.
Seems Kfan can't be content with just lying about the previous poster, he's got to indulge in self-fabrication. That's what he says that's called. TMI, sez I.