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Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.
Dlew is the reason my father told me "Figures do not lie, but liars figure."
Kfan has always been a day late and a dollar short, so when adjusted for inflation he's at least seventeen years behind and $575,000 in debt.
When Telebrew's girlfriend told him she was "late" he told her not to worry and to catch the next bus.
When Chez's girl said she was late, he tried to take the next bus out of town, but her dad caught up with him.
The interesting angle here is how Kfan convinced both of them that he was pregnant. Stringy was jealous of that wedding dress (never the bride).
Tex suggested "The South shall rise again" as a marketing slogan for Viagra.
Chez was picked by 3T himself to be the poster boy for the ad campaign citing personal knowledge of CD’s affliction.
While ChezD was the poster boy, it was Kfans moving testimonials that really sold the product
H-man brought a tear to the eye at the family reunion by leaving his supply at home.
Kfan always gets his invitation to the family reunion a week after it’s over.
Lingering In Public Boy's family, and whole community for that matter, practiced social distancing around him long before the crisis.
Kfan's blood type is AI +EI, O - as in alien, inebriated; positively elliptically inebriated, Oh, wtf is that?
And because he's so full of it, his blood sample has to be taken by a proctologist.
Well, at least Stringy claims to be a proctologist. Not sure what that means in Pennsylvania. Transylvania, Pennsylvania, whatever.
#I'llbehereallweek #besuretotipyourwaitress #3rdpitcherishalfprice
3T's doctors have reported small signs that he has regained some sanity.
Kfan's doctors gave up on finding any signs of sanity years ago. TDPRI is his therapy. It ain't working.
The voices in TeleBrew's head are getting quieter.
He is being fitted for a hearing aid this week in an attempt to solve the problem.
Mrs. Chez begged NOT to be fitted for hearing aids, learn sign language, or read lips. Finally relieved with the lack of input from him.
Kfan has never laughed. Not said anything funny. Doctors are perplexed.
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Learning that I knew dlew completely explained it all to my doctors.
...and Kfan "knew" dlew, and there was darkness.
The scene is a desolate seashore, with the ruins of a surfer's temple in the background. A chorus of pearl fishermen sing of the dangerous tasks that lie ahead and perform ritual dances to drive away the Kfan.
Dlew places a small American flag in his hands and goes behind a screen, killing himself with his father's seppuku knife.
Then 3T awoke still grasping himself and the pleasure began and continued throughout the day.