Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Kirchensfan

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    Dlew is the reason my father told me "Figures do not lie, but liars figure."
     
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    Kfan has always been a day late and a dollar short, so when adjusted for inflation he's at least seventeen years behind and $575,000 in debt.
     
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    When Telebrew's girlfriend told him she was "late" he told her not to worry and to catch the next bus.
     
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    When Chez's girl said she was late, he tried to take the next bus out of town, but her dad caught up with him. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashotgunweddingpenalty-10.jpg
     
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    The interesting angle here is how Kfan convinced both of them that he was pregnant. Stringy was jealous of that wedding dress (never the bride).
     
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    Tex suggested "The South shall rise again" as a marketing slogan for Viagra.
     
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  7. Kirchensfan

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    Chez was picked by 3T himself to be the poster boy for the ad campaign citing personal knowledge of CD’s affliction.
     
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    While ChezD was the poster boy, it was Kfans moving testimonials that really sold the product
     
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    H-man brought a tear to the eye at the family reunion by leaving his supply at home.
     
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    Kfan always gets his invitation to the family reunion a week after it’s over.
     
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  11. Kirchensfan

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    Lingering In Public Boy's family, and whole community for that matter, practiced social distancing around him long before the crisis.
     
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    Kfan's blood type is AI +EI, O - as in alien, inebriated; positively elliptically inebriated, Oh, wtf is that?

    And because he's so full of it, his blood sample has to be taken by a proctologist.

    Well, at least Stringy claims to be a proctologist. Not sure what that means in Pennsylvania. Transylvania, Pennsylvania, whatever.

    #I'llbehereallweek #besuretotipyourwaitress #3rdpitcherishalfprice
     
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    3T's doctors have reported small signs that he has regained some sanity.
     
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    Kfan's doctors gave up on finding any signs of sanity years ago. TDPRI is his therapy. It ain't working.
     
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    The voices in TeleBrew's head are getting quieter.

    He is being fitted for a hearing aid this week in an attempt to solve the problem.
     
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    Mrs. Chez begged NOT to be fitted for hearing aids, learn sign language, or read lips. Finally relieved with the lack of input from him.
     
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    Kfan has never laughed. Not said anything funny. Doctors are perplexed.


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  18. Kirchensfan

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    Learning that I knew dlew completely explained it all to my doctors.
     
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    ...and Kfan "knew" dlew, and there was darkness.

    The scene is a desolate seashore, with the ruins of a surfer's temple in the background. A chorus of pearl fishermen sing of the dangerous tasks that lie ahead and perform ritual dances to drive away the Kfan.

    Dlew places a small American flag in his hands and goes behind a screen, killing himself with his father's seppuku knife.
     
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    Then 3T awoke still grasping himself and the pleasure began and continued throughout the day.
     
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