Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. dlew919

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    Scrappy brew was a mid season addition to a popular sitcom. I’m not saying the show was axed because of him. But the show was axed 3 weeks after he joined.


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  2. Kirchensfan

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    dlew is being treated for depression and does nothing all day but take his meds and watch those three episodes in a continual loop.
     
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    Kfan is being treated for Oppression. His loan shark just won't get off his back for a second.
     
  4. teletimetx

    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    hollowman = loan shark
    kfan = early bird

    therefore, if early bird gets the worm, then for all durations longer than one second, kfan gets hollow worm.

    #sciencemarcheson; #mathmadeeasy #weallbeinhell
     
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    Tex washes his hands with shark fin soap.
     
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    C-Dude wears 3-piece sharkskin suits with fins to the beach to scare people.
     
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    Kfan just shows up at the beach to scare people.
     
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  8. Kirchensfan

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    TeleBrew has been banned from every American beach since that time he took his shirt off in public.
     
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    When KF swims at the beach the resultant oil slick invariably sees many sea birds needing rescue.
     
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    Chez usually shows up at the slick with skewers and spices for the birds.
     
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    Kfan seems to be the largest purchaser of palm oil in New Jersey, yet Stringy says there’s none to be found in his kitchen.
     
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    TTT installed webcams in Kfan's kitchen, but for his own reasons. No idea.
     
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    Telebrew has mirrors installed on the bedroom ceiling..... his wife likes to watch herself laugh.
     
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    Lacks Possible Brains now wears blinders to insure that his myopic views are sustained.
     
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    Super Brainy is smarter than he looks.

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    TeleBrew isn't as smart as he looks, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaStay-Warm-Out-There-and....png
     
  17. teletimetx

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    Kfan is as smart as he looks.
     
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    Failing to dazzle with brilliance 3T has resorted to baffling with BS.
     
  19. teletimetx

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    Kfan had to have baffles installed on the top of his head, so he wouldn't overheat when confronted with three-syllable words.

    #goingdownforthecount #ranouttawhiskey #bloodontheirhands #feckitall
     
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  20. dlew919

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    Teletimex calculated he should be rich. After all after he declaims an option on he says ‘that’s my 2c worth’. He has methodically recorded every time he’s said this and he has figured he’s worth 2,6 million dollars.

    No one wants to tell him that those opinions aren’t worth 2 cents. Calculating them at their worth he owes 670,000 dollars.


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