Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. TeleBrew

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    KFan's mahjong board came with an instruction sheet printed in poorly translated Jersey. Here's an example: "shove piece in direction of opposite, dumb face"
     
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  2. teletimetx

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    TB’s home brew recipes are straight up Moon Rock Talk:

    “Uh, ok, like you start with the yeast, you know. Like, uh, you know, the natural kind, right? And then you add that to, uh, the water, man. Yeah, the natural kind. And you kinda hafta just feel the vibe, right? To know how much yeast is justice? And did I mention the malt? Because that’s really where it’s at. Like total gucci squid, right?”
     
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    Triple T has just invented a new language.
     
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    Cobra is a world recognized etymologist with an extremely impressive lexicon. He has more than 38 words for sand in his collection.
     
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    Chez knows 38 words...... not all in English.
     
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    Linguistically Pragmatic Boy limits his words to no more than seventeen per day. Unfortunately for his loved ones they're the same seventeen every day and generally unprintable.
     
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    TeleBrew's word is his bond and he was once known as Bond...TeleBond.
     
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    Ian Fleming wrote a book about kfan. Chatty chatty bang bang.


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    dlew couldn't read it but liked the pictures.
     
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    Only the ones of kfan. Tasteful nudes.


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    dlew has been considered tasteless on many levels.
     
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    Kfan raises fainting goats. Well, now they’re fainting goats.
     
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    3T takes advantage of my goats.
     
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    After they’ve been scared to death, someone has to make the tacos cabritos con chili chimayo. Kfan drinks a six-pack to just eat one.
     
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    That's true, but rare. 3T makes sure he's in position to "show the love" before they come to after fainting.
     
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    Kfan's collection of fainting goat photos is, shall we say, disturbing??:eek:
     
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    Only because they're being used as evidence in Mike's trial. I never knew He and 3T worked in tandem until I installed those security cameras.
     
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    Wait on- that might explain the sudden appearance of cameras in my bathrooms and bedroom. And underwear drawer...


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    Dlew starts the day with a breakfast of charcoal pellets washed down with Listerine.
     
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    All his neighbors wish Chezzie D would take the hint and do something with the Listerine bottles they keep leaving by the front door. And still, his goldfish die.
     
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