Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Mike SS

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    Kfan's attempt at manscaping ended in clogged clippers, and an angry e-mail to the WAHL corporations. Their retort was that the product was not meant for animal grooming.
     
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    Mike spent all night howling at the moon. Come dawn, he realized he was looking over his shoulder at his bare butt in a mirror.
     
  3. SPUDCASTER

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    KFan will have the opportunity now to learn most of the Boston playlist due to his unfortunate manscaping accident.
     
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    Spud will be incommunicado for some time, he's dedicating himself to mastering the perfect Boston Cream Pie recipe.
     
  5. hollowman

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    Kfan's last job as Cream Pie filler at the Sara Lee plant was exhausting
     
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    hollowman's tenure as the Pilsbury Dough Boy paid for his current home.
     
  7. teletimetx

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    Hollow says Kfan’s tenure as the Pillsbury Dough Girl was more fun than getting baked. Whatever that means.
     
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  8. Lake Placid Blue

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    After that last conjugal visit from Kfan, T-Rex Tex has one in the oven.
     
  9. Esaaal

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    LPB's smoke detector lets him know when dinner is finished.
     
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    At least LPB has a kitchen. Easy Weasel eats at the Salvation Army.
     
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  11. Esaaal

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    Meanwhile over in West Conshohocken, when SB hears the Salvation Army bell he pulls out his telecaster and starts to jam along.
     
  12. Kirchensfan

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    Esaaal has been lurking around West Conshohocken to learn how to ring Stringy's bell.
     
  13. teletimetx

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    One of the local bartenders tells me that Kfan orders a drink called "Stringy's Ring Stinger".

    Don't know and don't want to; just reporting the news.
     
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    T-Rex Tex is so old-fashioned that he still makes his grandkids “rush the growler.”
     
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    Stringy concreted his yard so the kids would stay off the lawn. Saves mowing too.


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  16. Esaaal

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    D'lew doesn't remember how the grass stains got on his brand new jeans.
     
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    Esaaal does, though, because he borrowed them and didn't wash them before he brought them back. That's just bad manners.
     
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    TB's vacation plans consist of him strapping a snow shovel to the front of his RV and driving south.

    He stops and makes camp when someone asks him.

    "What's that?"o_O
     
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    When Spud travels out of Idaho, no one talks to him, they just arm themselves and take defensive positions.
     
  20. teletimetx

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    whenever Kfan goes out, he is met by excited crowds.

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