Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. SPUDCASTER

    SPUDCASTER Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

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    String passed on the part to play "Joe Dirt" due to his fear of Los Angeles and Dodge Hemi's.

    No details were ever posted about the restraining order or out of court settlement concerning Dennis Miller.

    Stringy had to sign a gag order and has never divulged any details. So don't ask him about it.

    He did, however, nail the part of Jar Jar Binks in the Clone Wars episode.
     
  2. Stringbanger

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    Spudcaster likes fishing for potatoes. People try to tell him, “You grow potatoes”. He gets angry and says, “Maybe you grow potatoes.”
     
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  3. SPUDCASTER

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    Working the singles bars, Stringbanger was always getting laughed at by all the girls.

    Until one day when his best buddy told him.

    "String, the potato goes in front".;)
     
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    Sadly, Spudster was not aware that mashed potatoes were not a wise choice.
     
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    Awareness is not one of KlapFan’s strongest suits. Mrs. KF had to call the cops one too many times. 4565A515-C0FE-43D1-95E8-DD95B38056B1.jpeg
     
  6. Kirchensfan

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    Well, at least Stringy hasn't been around. You can tell...I still have my bottle of Jack.
     
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    His failure to land the big Santa Claus gig at Macy's is what put Kfan in this condition. He thought his fresh approach to the character, with his Santa Biker, ensured his riding on the Thanksgiving Day Parade float.
     
  8. Kirchensfan

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    Mike's Biker image was shattered when his training wheels fell off during the big club ride last month.
     
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  9. SPUDCASTER

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    Kitchenfan owns the worlds only Vespa with a sidecar so he and his wonder dog Bruce can take long rides in the scenic back country of New Jersey.

    He and Bruce were both featured in an article in Yankee magazine.
     
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    Spuds wanted to get his annual checkup from Dr. Potato of the Idaho Potato Commission. The polite reply was, "Sorry, we don't inspect that."
     
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    . . . so they gave him TTT's number instead.
     
  12. Esaaal

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    TB is vacuum packed for maximum freshness.
     
  13. Kirchensfan

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    Esaaal's seal leaks.
     
  14. Esaaal

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    KF's lifelong and complex theory of explaining heat in terms of the statistical behavior of atoms, molecules and statistical mechanics therefore making sense of thermodynamics was deemed to be basically nonsense.
     
  15. Kirchensfan

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    Sorry to say I missed winning the nonsense award because of all the theories Esaaal had to offer as entries.
     
  16. teletimetx

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    Just reporting the news here, but I heard that Kfan used that same excuse for not winning anything at the Golden Globes awards this year. And I heard it from a reliable source.

    Salma-Hayek-2.jpg

    Just reporting the news. Nothing to see here.
     
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    TTT never posts anything distracting.
     
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    Telebrew was there and never heard a word she said to 3T. What was he thinking?
     
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    KF has the same dress.
     
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    Esaaal's arrest warrants all have blanks where clothing is described. He's a "natural" man.
     
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