Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. TeleBrew

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    Apparently SB features on page 103. According to Kfan, that's when things started getting "really interesting."
     
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  2. teletimetx

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    Telebrew drinks tea with his biscuits. I don't know how that works. Go ask LPB.

    <<<<sheesh, mention one teddy bear, and everybody's all over the soap in the shower prison routine...>>>>
     
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    3T is so into wet teddy bears and soap he had the doors removed from his shower and had his old prison cell door installed.
     
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    KF often requires proof that there's jelly, in his jelly doughnut.
     
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    Ever since I was burned in that "Great jelly donut scam of 2010" at Esaaal's bakery I am a much more diligent shopper.
     
  6. Esaaal

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    KF roams the streets and back alleys of Sharpstown looking for the elusive 6 toed bear claw.
     
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    Easy Weasel is very familiar with the streets and back alleys. That’s where he lives.
     
  8. Kirchensfan

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    Stringy has made most of his money in back streets and blind alleys.
     
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    Klaus Flockenspiel is jealous of me because, at least I make money. It’s better than washing windshields at traffic lights for chump change.
     
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    Squeegee Brandisher taught Kfan everything he knows about windshield washing. He still earns 5% royalties to this day.
     
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    Tb got fired from windscreen washing at the traffic lights.


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  12. Esaaal

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    Dlew traded his squeegee for a lightly used chamois and a half used windex.
     
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    It was a good trade esaal. You got a used tissue and half a loaf of bread as well.


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  14. teletimetx

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    All dlewt got was Stringy’s stolen teddy bear.
     
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    3T searches all the toy stores for anatomically correct Teddy Bears. NTTAWWT, but people do stare a lot.
     
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    Kfan is still trying to get his teddy bear to use the litter box...
     
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    Cobra's attempt to force his into a litter box resulted in him having a 3-week vacation in rehab following his surgery.
     
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    That bear photo is like a centerfold girl to Kfan. He hung it up in his garage, inside his tool cabinet, so the wife won't find it. Shhhhh.
     
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    Double S, in the same vein as W. S. Gilbert, is a conflicted satirist, depending for the “piquancy of his ridicule on the general assumption of validity of the very things he ridicules.”
     
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    T-Rex Tex’s new avatar proves that he’s really only 13.
     
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