Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. hollowman

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    Kfan's odd DNA result from the Whothehellami DNA kit led him to the La Brea Tar Pits. Apparently he is equal parts Mastodon, Cave Bear, Saber Tooth Tiger and Giant Sloth.
     
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    hollowman's DNA & test results were immediately sent to the CDC, and he was eventually cornered and taken into preventive custody.
     
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    Times are tough in Honahlee since Puff sadly slipped into his cave. String and ceiling wax sales are way down but KF has made the best of it by selling other fancy stuff.
     
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    El’s father had such high hopes for him, unfortunately it didn’t work out
     
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    Ol' '57 thought that pic said 'Darn'.
     
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    The Gopher Farmer has many holes to fill. NTTAWWT.
     
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  7. hollowman

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    Stringies last trip to Gettysburg ended badly when he tried to make off with a cannonball but he was chased by the ghost of General Picket and he dropped it on his foot
     
  8. Kirchensfan

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    hollowman was standing on the corner of 12th & vine with his bottle of Kansas City wine. His "Kansas City baby" mugged him and took the bottle.
     
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    Kfan had his signicant life event over on 34th and Vine.
     
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    Tgfmike is the sweetheart of Hollywood & Vine
     
  11. tgfmike

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    Kfan is more of a SweeTART.
     
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    No wonder mike is always puckered up
     
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    Kfan wrote the wikipedia entry on SweeTARTs.
     
  14. Esaaal

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    TMike makes a heavy side income converting ashtrays into candy dishes.
     
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    Easy Weasel buys them from The Gummy Fellow, and he sells them to K-flat.
     
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    In his spare time stringy reads the tdpri forum for information and entertainment. When he’s not doing that he’s trying to make up lies about us to post here. He has six filing cabinets of pre prepared lies arranged by poster.


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    dlew hates dusting furniture, so he sold the filing cabinet and hired a ghostwriter to post for him. He just hoses her off once a week as she's leaving.
     
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    Kfan went to the haunted house to find a ghost writer. He found a lot of weak puns.


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  19. Esaaal

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    Sometimes, Dlew will converse with a puppet he calls Fredo. For the most part the conversations are pleasant but the other day it sounded like this.

    Fredo: "I'm your older brother, Dlew, and I was stepped over!"

    Dlew: "That's the way Pop wanted it".

    Fredo: "It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says...like dumb...I'm smart and I want respect!
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    People avoid bothering Dlew when the discussion "goes there". Next week Dlew is having his assistant take Fredo fishing out on the lake. We all hope this whole thing blows over.
     
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    Esaaal used to have a hand puppet, but it kept telling people "he keeps touching me in the bathing suit area," so now he has a goldfish.
     
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