Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. TeleBrew

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    Kfan can't stop giggling when he hears someone say "French horn."
     
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    TeleBrew got excited and got his fist stuck in his "French Horn"
     
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    KF keeps a candy dish full of Brazil nuts so when the kids come over, they can have a snack if they want.
     
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    Esaal has written every year to the Oxford dictionary demanding they change it to teethbrush.


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    Regardless of the plain fact that Australia lacks moose, dlew has insisted continually that the plural be changed to "meese."
     
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    Telebrew continues to insist that as a wealthy landlord, he owns several hice.


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    Sadly, dlew is wrong once again, when clearly the plural is "lease." Trust me, I'm a successful landlord. Oh, wait, I thought you meant lice.
     
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    TB has a pet nit he keeps in a matchbox.
     
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    Esaaal See-Saw’s butt is jealous of the BS that comes out of his mouth.
     
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    Sting banger thinks he has found a perpetual motion machine. It’s a bicycle. You just push the pedals. Amazing.


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    Del Weird is set up for life. Well.....at least for this week anyway. From Randwick, to Belrose, and to Kellyville, and Hornsby Shire, his pickpocket team is in place. All the marks have been identified. Del Weird is smiling.
     
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    <no lie: I did two weeks of gigs at vacation care in nearly all of those suburbs last week and the week before. Lolol>

    Stringbean has discovered google maps.

    Watch out.


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    dlew's idea of a "gig" is when he spends more than an hour on the same barstool without falling off.
     
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    Kfan insists that more than 2 mongoose is actually pronounced mongeese
     
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    Kamflam doesn’t waste time sitting in the stool. He just lies on the floor till he passes out.


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    And cobra doesn’t believe that something such as a mongoose exists.

    He may be in for a rude shock.


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    since a mongoose only attacks large snakes, dlew is perfectly safe. That's what I've heard from LPB & the snake farmers.
     
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    Kfan keeps telling dlew that if he had his money he would burn his and retire
     
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    Cobra did burn his money and retired. Upon checking the list he found he’d forgotten to get my money. Hilarity, homelessness and destitution ensued.


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    dlew has burned a lot of bridges in his day. And the city is really pissed.
     
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