Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. Kirchensfan

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    But the view up Stringy's skirt was worse than the kick.
     
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    Kflam invented the boardwalk dollar bill prank.
     
  3. Lake Placid Blue

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    Stringy is a prank...... and the joke’s on all of us.
     
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    Latent Prank Buddy likes to pick his own pocket. NTTAWWT.
     
  5. teletimetx

    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    A pocket is the only thing Stringy can pick - although LPB thays he can also pick a thong. Whatever that means.
     
  6. Stringbanger

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    Trip T has a lisp. “Thay what?”
     
  7. Lake Placid Blue

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    Stringy doesn’t have a lisp. His mouth is just always full. “Hey, thith tathe like bacon!!” Whatever that meanth. Wide mouth snake Farm.
     
  8. Stringbanger

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    Loitering Python Breath is a charming man. Snake charming, that is. Ball four! Snake walk!
     
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    Striking out is something SB is a true expert at.
     
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    Swinging is TeleBrew’s specialty according to Stringy and Kfan. Whatever that means. Swinging Snakes Both Ways.
     
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    Lopsided Person Beginning wants everyone in the world to send him a penny. He knows he is in for at least a million. LPB is super-intelligent.
    His grandfather was a desperado.

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    I’ve been driving round for 3 weeks looking for the snake farm that stringy owns you guys keep talking about. I’ve found some cattle farms, some sheep farms. Wheat, corn, canola, rice. Goats. Alpacas. Even some orchards. No reptilian agriculture though.
     
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    If it's snakes you want, whenever you're on the coast or in the Keystone state, just stop, get out of the car. Bend over, and the Philly Fang(SB) or the the Venice Viper(LPB) will find you.
     
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    Kfan speaks from wam nostalgic experience.


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    dlew just booked a ticket to PA with a stop-over in CA.
     
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    TeleB only travels First Cl ass.
     
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    Kfan puts the “Ass” in upper-class.
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    rusty puts the...oh, wait, can't actually say that here.
     
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    ttx is often censored. This is of no real concern because he does not have anything useful to contribute to any conversation.
     
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    Mikes son dropped one too many weights on his head. Mike never got the hang of where to stand or how to spot him when training. The SS stands for stitches and sutures.
     
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